Forever alone.

Great people stand alone... Or lay alone.. In a hospital bed for your case -.-

This is sad. I felt the same way. I was in the hospital for three months once, only relatives came to see me. OP, you'll find out who your real friends are.

#23: That's exactly OP's point. No one has come and visited him, therefore labeling him friendless. Hence the nickname "The Lonely One."

Being alone is not a weakness, it's strength.

Woah-oh-oh-oh, OP's got a love to keep them waiting

57- but is OP a lonely boy or girl? That is the question..

67-It would be a huge disappointment if OP were female xD

Yay I moderated this and it got posted

I wud visit visit

What???

This, FMLers, is a perfect example of why you should check your coments befoe submittim the.

2: I like 2 move it move it

If u cna't sple, gtof of flm.

Use your own advice.

I'm assuming you're talking to me JealousMoarQQ. It was a joke you twit. Humor doesn't appear to be your string suit. Idiot.

21 - Your picture fits just a little too well there.

I think he was talking to #21.

"U + Ur Hands"
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight

I think I've seen more stupidity in this thread than any other and I'm not talking about the people who were intentionally misspelling to make a point.

32- Did you seriously think I wasn't misspelling on purpose?

60 - No I knew you misspelled on purpose. I probably should have elaborated more as in it goes with what you are saying towards 2

Oh. Yea, I guess it does kinda go.

One man wolf pack.

*hugs*

"You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack."

How about a kick to the face

63- ooohh I get it you were trying to be funny by being chuck Norris. Poser.

That's just cold

I see what you did there

What?? There's no pun here. "that's cold", like, heartless/emotional cold. This doesn't play on any words. Am I missing something here?

Don't worry OP, I bet their relatives or someone died so they had to go to the funeral. Cough, cough...

The nurses call OP 'the lonely one' because their relatives died and they had to go to a funeral? Logic: Level Pro.

A week long funeral? Sounds like fun...

Well I was sarcastic, truth is that OP has no friends.

If you did something illegal to land you in there, I probably wouldn't visit you either. Depends on how you landed yourself in the hospital!

Legal or not, if anyone in my family or a friend was at the hospital I would visit them regardless. Ever heard the famous saying,"A friend in need is a friend indeed"?

I agree, family and real friends are by your side no matter what

I thought it was, "A friend with weed is a friend indeed!"

6- what the hell you are talking about, OP is in a hospital not jail.

Honestly #6, we all do stupid things from time to time. That's no reason for family to at least come see you. It's not like you're getting hauled off to jail for going to visit a friend in the hospital. I'm just glad you aren't my friend.

I was just trying to think of why OP might have been in the hospital in the first place. Not everyone has to have an amazing first-class comment.

You're defending your comment by saying it's okay to be shit? Well, that's new.

My first thought when someone is in hospital is that he is sick. I'm curious to know what experiences of yours make you jump to illegal activities as a probable choice and what illegal activities you had in mind. High speed car chase?

As I have just said: I was trying to think of why people weren't visiting OP in the hospital. You really don't need to bash people who thought of different things.

Do they sing "all by myself" to you? If so that would be cruel.

Well, start calling your friends and tell them you'd appreciate visitors. If they're your true friends, they'll be eager to come. If not... well... I'll send you flowers.

And yet people still vote YDI... *facepalm*

I think that's just to get the silly badge. That and people are jealous. I guess for some it sucks when your life is fucked but not quite enough to make it to FML.

Indeed. We all know that feel.

Me too OP. sorry your friends suck. I've been there too. Except I at least had a reason, my mom had cancer at the time and could get really sick from visiting me.

Ah, could be worse. They could have nicknamed you, "Dumbass deserves it".
Instead, they just think you're lonely.

Awe. Maybe everyone is so busy planning a super amazingly epic "Return Home" party that will send right back to the hospital. That'll show them nurses who is lonely.

That is some incredibly optimistic thinking... You know what? I hope you're right. =)

I love your optimism