By anonomous - 07/02/2011 19:51 - United States

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Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
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expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.

I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.

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haha. people who say that did something they regret in Vegas... and herpes is a free range venereal disease... it goes were it feels.

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Remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpes. That shit'll come back with you.

this was an fml about 5 months ago and I left the same comment as this guy. the fml was worded differently though

caseislol- leave this girl she is perfectly fine the way she is. You probably have some shrine to her in your room and thats why you wont leave her alone.

CUPCAKE Stop feeding the damn troll! Σ(゚д゚lll)

why does everyone assume the guy gave it to her? that shit could have been hiding all up in her the whole time. I got blamed for giving a ex an STD once I got tested and sure as hell wasn't me. But a guy she was with before me was dirty and she just never showed any signs after they broke up. have the guy get tested before you start blaming him.

If she's thinking he cheated on her 2 months ago they've probably had sex and so he would most likely have it either way. Although a friend of mine thought a guy she was with had cheated and given her an std because she got symptoms like if she had one but it turned out not to be an std, it was a completely different type of illness. Since OP said she might have one maybe she's thinking the same thing if she's getting sick with something that's giving her some symptoms of an std.

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How is the OP cheap if her fiancé cheated on her? Cheap for trusting the man she was planning to spend the rest of her life with? IDGI.

she has bad judgement of people and deserves it for marrying an asshole

Wow the way you both talk ^^ you'd think you were perfect and have never made a mistake. Shut the fuck up and quit judging people. It's a very unattractive quality.

^^ coming from the guy who looks like a foot. I bet he gets friend zoned all the time

WTF dude! she got cheated on! ur effing rude and retarded!

TheDrop, you're a moron.

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

umm... don't know why that is there.^^^

DAMNNN ummmm DAMN

Am I the only one who thought of the hangover? Lol sortof like told from his wife?

Yup, Herpes follows you wherever you go. :P FYL, OP.

expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.

lol what do little tigers dream of

Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza?

alright, if you are gonna quote the hangover at least get the words right.

"I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese."

Goddammit. get the quotes right if you're gonna quote them.

^^ go Jon, if your gonna do it do it correctly!! "except for herpes.. that shit'll come back with ya!" not follow!

I was waiting for this one.

Mine was right.

haha i was gonna use this line damn you. that was one of the funniest movies ever.

Aw i was gona post that haha

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Never gonna give you let you clean, never gonna get you laid, turn around, your in a dead end.

I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.

No, not good enough. Murder seems to be your only option. And las Vegas has plenty of places for the body. hop

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Uh... not exactly.

No. Where's Doc right about now?

Uh... not exactly.

It can take 6 months for HIV to show up, which is why people are tested twice just in case. And the person can still have caught it at that time it just might not show on tests straight away. That's not the case with all STDs. Maybe you need to be more informed before having sex...

You are retarded.

Op never said what STD s/he has.

And some STDs show up a year or two years after catching them.

That's why your tested every two years after being sexuality active.

there are many different ways to transmit STDs. The swapping of any bodily fluids will do the trick. anywhere from sex to comin in contact with someone elses blood. Dont assume things, after all he is it FIANCE.

also you could get them from sitting directly on a public toilet seat

well if it's herpies it's not a lie