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Worse things could have happened. That does suck tho, OP.
I can't think of too many things that could have been worse.
Thats actually very lucky apparently. Hope you have a great life together.
Why didn't she clean it up right away?
She could have been dumped.
At least it wasn't on her lips or in her mouth then she wouldn't even get kissed
Why didn't you say anything, OP? ._.
it's good luck for your marriage though, only positive I could think of
I agree with #128. Why didn't she just say something or clean it up. It's gross just to let shit sit in your cleavage for 30 freakin minutes.
Well, her grooms mates could've put viagra in his drink like another recent FML had
Well shit.
Looks like op was in a pretty stinky situation
Looks like the OP had a shitty day.
64- you're not any better...
when will people learn the difference between a pun and a play on words?
Never
I do think it could've been worse. At least it made for a speedy ceremony?
The poop could have splattered all over her face, or down the front all over her dress, could have landed all over what I'm sure was her expensive hairstyle... The possibilities are endless.
Or the bird itself could of flown between here cleavage.
Surely someone had a tissue
one would think.
Seriously! The maid of honor or someone should has stepped over and did it quickly. I couldn't imagine just standing there with it.
Well it is white so it blends in with the dress.
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Show it anywayThis makes approximately zero ******* sense.
I think 7 meant to say that she will get to have slutty marriage sex afterwards so not everything is bad. I'm only %69 sure though.
How the hell did that relate to the FML?
Maybe he meant like fecalfelia (sp?) Sex and bird poop combined? :p
This makes absolutely no ******* sense
How can it be approximately and absolutely?
I don't know where you come from...But here in the UK, ******** on someone's **** doesn't count a sex...... Just saying
I think people would have understood you taking a moment to wipe it off, so you could give your fiance all of your attention on such a special day
Think of it as a blessing, it is supposed to bring incredibly good luck!
should have called a time out YDI
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Well shit.
Surely someone had a tissue