Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding...

By NewBride - 14/8/2013 17:39 - United States - Lincoln

Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML

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By Trivision | 10

#5627804 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:11

Well shit.

By JustJumped | 22

#5627812 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:13

Surely someone had a tissue

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By Amb3rDucki3 | 12

#5627803 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:11

Worse things could have happened. That does suck tho, OP.

horne2 | 9

#5627905 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:53

I can't think of too many things that could have been worse.

katykoolcat | 13

#5627914 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:56

Thats actually very lucky apparently. Hope you have a great life together.

happle | 21

#5627928 - Thursday 15 August 2013 1:05

Why didn't she clean it up right away?

Jake_Hale | 7

#5627947 - Thursday 15 August 2013 1:18

She could play it off saying "oh my fiancé didn't clean up his mess last night ;)"

punkyboy | 11

#5627948 - Thursday 15 August 2013 1:18

I'm glad first comment isn't someone saying that must have been a shitty situation.

Sfaizi24 | 17

#5627965 - Thursday 15 August 2013 1:39

She could have been dumped.

Ins0mau | 20

#5628042 - Thursday 15 August 2013 3:03

The Earth could have been blown up by intergalactic terrorist aliens.

threer | 30

#5628190 - Thursday 15 August 2013 5:16

And of course #55 would be a guy. ;p

Miss_Latina | 13

#5628304 - Thursday 15 August 2013 7:42

At least it wasn't on her lips or in her mouth then she wouldn't even get kissed

PinkieKeen | 20

#5628310 - Thursday 15 August 2013 8:06

Why didn't you say anything, OP? ._.

missrebecca3 | 8

#5629343 - Thursday 15 August 2013 23:37

it's good luck for your marriage though, only positive I could think of

Kyp_kingofhearts | 12

#5629836 - Friday 16 August 2013 7:24

I agree with #128. Why didn't she just say something or clean it up. It's gross just to let shit sit in your cleavage for 30 freakin minutes.

cassie94_fml | 20

#5633080 - Sunday 18 August 2013 17:17

Well, her grooms mates could've put viagra in his drink like another recent FML had

By Trivision | 10

#5627804 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:11

Well shit.

horne2 | 9

#5627910 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:54

Looks like op was in a pretty stinky situation

Jake_Hale | 7

#5627950 - Thursday 15 August 2013 1:19

I know right? What a shitty situation.

punkyboy | 11

#5627956 - Thursday 15 August 2013 1:23

57- wow you are the one millionth person on fml to use the shitty situation pun congratulations.

adamo_erebus | 25

#5627973 - Thursday 15 August 2013 1:44

Looks like the OP had a shitty day.

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5628075 - Thursday 15 August 2013 3:42

64- you're not any better...

trollololulz | 2

#5628259 - Thursday 15 August 2013 6:42

when will people learn the difference between a pun and a play on words?

PuggieKid | 22

#5628287 - Thursday 15 August 2013 7:23

Never

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#5629820 - Friday 16 August 2013 7:14

#121 - Umm…isn't that exactly what a pun is, a play on words?

By Crometer | 23

#5627809 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:12

That must've felt and smelled horrible, congrats on your marriage though :)

Damian95 | 16

#5628045 - Thursday 15 August 2013 3:06

It just seems like one tiny bump on a great road. It'll be a funny memory someday. Congratulations!

cosicosei | 22

#5632727 - Sunday 18 August 2013 9:23

I've heard that if a bird poops on you it's good luck!!

By beclaurela | 16

#5627810 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:12

I do think it could've been worse. At least it made for a speedy ceremony?

M3DIC4T3 | 29

#5628076 - Thursday 15 August 2013 3:46

The poop could have splattered all over her face, or down the front all over her dress, could have landed all over what I'm sure was her expensive hairstyle... The possibilities are endless.

CobraLazerFace | 21

#5628258 - Thursday 15 August 2013 6:39

Or the bird itself could of flown between here cleavage.

By JustJumped | 22

#5627812 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:13

Surely someone had a tissue

ohcheriecherie | 20

#5627817 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:14

one would think.

lexa1love | 16

#5627846 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:26

Seriously! The maid of honor or someone should has stepped over and did it quickly. I couldn't imagine just standing there with it.

MikeonFML | 17

#5627920 - Thursday 15 August 2013 1:00

I can honestly say I would wipe this off immediately were I in this situation...it's 5 seconds of disruption for comfort the entire rest of the ceremony. Only if she was trying to hide it would I see this as a good decision.