By NewBride - United States - Lincoln
Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
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By  Amb3rDucki3  |  12

Worse things could have happened. That does suck tho, OP.

  threer  |  30

And of course #55 would be a guy. ;p

  M3DIC4T3  |  29

The poop could have splattered all over her face, or down the front all over her dress, could have landed all over what I'm sure was her expensive hairstyle... The possibilities are endless.

  MikeonFML  |  17

I can honestly say I would wipe this off immediately were I in this's 5 seconds of disruption for comfort the entire rest of the ceremony. Only if she was trying to hide it would I see this as a good decision.