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YDI Master
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 quality comments
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The return of the thumb
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50 favorites
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Judgmental
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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The thumb strikes back
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Samsam23t's favorite FMLs

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shocked1 / Wednesday 7 January 2009 15:22 / Canada

Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 1 July 2016 18:24 / United States - Mission

Today, my house key jammed inside the lock, which would've been annoying even if I hadn't been desperately running from my neighbor's psycho pitbull at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By jnp414 / Sunday 29 May 2016 01:11 / United States - Bristol

Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it