Cuddle time

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 08:51 - Australia - Donvale

Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML
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jayray313 21

Sounds like your roommate has a crush on you. He only acts on it when the alcohol lowers his inhibitions.

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suplarai 12

Ya find a new flat mate, this guy sound weird

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deaper 16

Yeah. If it's not the first time this has happened, then ydi for not moving the heck out the first time!

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synsam 4

ya and writers are supposed to live alone in a castle, have huge beards and complain about the industry they work in...or that could just be Alan Moore.

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Zazoo1995 23

Gay or straight, I don't appreciate people who don't respect boundaries. Even when I was in the locker rooms in high school for gym, I was cool with all the guys because I didn't look/gawk at any of them. They did their business and I did mine.. They don't need their privacy violated. But of course I would check them out in the hallways because... That's fair game ;)

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Opheliae 22

Perhaps a padlock on the liquor cabinet is in order.

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Welshite 39

That is hardly going to stop him from buying more and getting drunk.

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Opheliae 22

Then if I were OP, I'd padlock my bedroom door.

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vipirius 18

13. Unless he's broke, which he could be if he's a writer struggling to get published.

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Kyuzomi 12

For getting drunk...? That's a bit over the top don't you think...?

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thedeadmen 14

No not for getting drunk , for making op spoon him or her

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cakefete2 30

I wonder what gender OP is? If only there were a sign. Oh wait...

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jayray313 21

Sounds like your roommate has a crush on you. He only acts on it when the alcohol lowers his inhibitions.

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UnicornFarts 15

Sounds more like he uses alcohol as an excuse. Then later on he could say it was the alcohol.

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SexiChula91 3

spooning does usually involve laying in a bed.

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BrookieAnn 19

Two words. New Roommate. Probably better sooner than later...

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traumamedic3 9

Looks like we got another one with mommy issues.

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onlychildFTW 33

Since when do guys ask to spoon with their moms?

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traumamedic3 9

Since when do grown ass men sob and asked to be spooned? I reiterate, mommy issues!

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Rainhawk94 27

Get him a stuffed animal so he can spoon that

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