By hushnow - 07/02/2011 18:04 - United States

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10
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"Snowglobes" I chortled.

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katy513 0
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I can't believe you said snowglobes.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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"Snowglobes" I chortled.

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iliketurdles 7
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I sneezed. ohh wait..

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derpherp 0

I crackled.

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zakkyzebra 11

I sneeacrackled...

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MrNewOrleans 0

I exploded

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BlackHoleSuns 0

C-C-COMBO BREAKER :D lol but really that was humorous. Its called Germ-X rub some on and get over it... Shit happens. Unfortunately so does ball sack smell.

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RiskiBusiness 1

I... well uhm... laughed..

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funnyFMLSplz 0

you fucking beat me to it. ^ by a lot tho. ;(

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morgs1213 4
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I chuckled at how I felt the need to say I chuckled.

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uncbballwins 0

I jizzed.

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Mirelly13 6
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omg! Do you work at a gift shop?!?

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ahole123 0
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I sneeacragawplozzed

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C6Racer 0

I sharted.

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kazzz23 0
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I love your reply. xD

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ohSNAPyall 26
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"Snowglobes" is back!

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kile88 2
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I peed just a little

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crazypomgurl3 0
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I coughed and then died

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Katy326 10

I giggled

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HouseHunter 2
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I snap-crackle-popped

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you_failed 15

I just took a ride on the ROFL-copter.

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TheAftermath 0
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I laughed so hard till I..... farted.

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ydi_4_suking 20
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he has snowglobes? lucky i only have testicles

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katy513 0
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I can't believe you said snowglobes.

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CommonSenseKarma 17

Snowglobes are so smooth and pretty <3

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shaannonwilding 0
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75- Yeah but balls are neither of those!

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iloveloosy12 0
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we call them testicles or of you still can't say it, we accept 'balls'

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Edsterr 0
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I, on the other hand, can't believe it's not butter

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ahriel 0
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haha!! nice

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demo3000 0
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You're a fucking idiot.

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Turner_22 0
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What, wouldn't you want to be in that situation?

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DarkHelmet 10

no u didnt u couldve fist bumped or done the bow

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kcnutt10 1

To the window.......to the wall! Until the sweat drops down these balls! All the females crawl! Aw, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet! Aw, skeet, skeet mutha fucka!

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ArielTheMermaid 17

what song is that? my friends sing it sometimes and I'm just wondering

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bavegla 0

Google it

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onepluszero 0
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snow.... GLOBESSS!! hahahaha...

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nolli024 0

Well, if it was just snow globes, then it shouldn't be a problem!

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SluggerJ 7
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he/she means balls, gonads, the family jewels need I go on

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Thejackel79 9

i think he was being sarcastic

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Doortje 29
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Scratching them or shaking them?

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Cypherrr 13
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"Snowglobes." xD

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DocBastard 38
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I don't understand why he had snowglobes down his pants. Was he stealing them? Is this an American thing?

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mazesm 11
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There talking about balls, you stereotyper.

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stitch_book 4
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*they're don't take the joke too seriously. besides, it was funny.

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poisonflower 6
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Yes, Americans find it convenient to stick things in their pants as a way of stealing them. I do it all the time.

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IHeartJimi02 0

18, Doc was kidding.

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ConfusionsLoveMe 0
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Canadians don't need to steal snowglobes , they live in one . :) no jk, but Op I find that rather nasty . FYL , clean your hand so that the remnants aren't on you . and FYI #18 , jokes , jokes ......

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thelastavailable 13
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Wow. Americans get offended easily...

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OochenSnoochen 15

Stereotypist*

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mrs_bruno_mars 14
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I agree wholeheartedly to that, 88.

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