Work: Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who...

By hushnow - 07/02/2011 18:04 - United States

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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By charishard - 04/05/2013 05:17 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

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By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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By kilo1_13 - 04/06/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at my retail job. A customer stopped me on my way to break saying "someone" had broken a snow globe. She showed me where it was and I cleaned it up with her circling me. I finished and put the cleaning supplies away when I heard a 'crash' as the same woman dropped another snow globe. FML

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By milkshake - 23/01/2013 00:29 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

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Dirty girl

By Alyssa - 28/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Macon

Today, at church, while everyone was shaking hands and saying, “Peace be with you” to one another, a man took out hand sanitizer and washed his hands after he shook mine. And only mine. FML

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You deserved it 241

By KWM - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

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You deserved it 39 067

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:03

"Snowglobes" I chortled.

katy513 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:03

I can't believe you said snowglobes.

Comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:03

"Snowglobes" I chortled.

Aerious 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:35

I cackled.

iliketurdles 7

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:55

I sneezed. ohh wait..

derpherp 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:57

I crackled.

zakkyzebra 11

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:14

I sneeacrackled...

shaneac 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:53

I guffawed.

MrNewOrleans 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:11

I exploded

BlackHoleSuns 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:15

C-C-COMBO BREAKER :D lol but really that was humorous. Its called Germ-X rub some on and get over it... Shit happens. Unfortunately so does ball sack smell.

RiskiBusiness 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:23

I... well uhm... laughed..

funnyFMLSplz 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:28

you ******* beat me to it. ^ by a lot tho. ;(

morgs1213 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:32

I chuckled at how I felt the need to say I chuckled.

uncbballwins 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:33

I jizzed.

Mirelly13 6

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:36

omg! Do you work at a gift shop?!?

ahole123 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:38

I sneeacragawplozzed

PeteyPablo12308 20

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:24

I pooped

blaine72 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:52

I tittered

C6Racer 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:55

I sharted.

kazzz23 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 9:03

I love your reply. xD

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 8 February 2011 9:28

"Snowglobes" is back!

kile88 2

Tuesday 8 February 2011 10:22

I peed just a little

xIINotorious 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 11:48

I jizzled

crazypomgurl3 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:02

I coughed and then died

Katy326 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:24

I giggled

HouseHunter 2

Wednesday 9 February 2011 0:42

I snap-crackle-popped

you_failed 15

Wednesday 9 February 2011 4:16

I just took a ride on the ROFL-copter.

TheAftermath 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 9:29

I laughed so hard till I..... farted.

kibbleskid911 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:54

i ate taco

ydi_4_suking 20

Tuesday 26 April 2011 10:07

he has snowglobes? lucky i only have testicles

madeline9322 17

Saturday 28 June 2014 15:16

I teeheed.

katy513 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:03

I can't believe you said snowglobes.

CommonSenseKarma 17

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:47

Snowglobes are so smooth and pretty <3

shaannonwilding 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 9:07

75- Yeah but balls are neither of those!

iloveloosy12 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 15:00

we call them testicles or of you still can't say it, we accept 'balls'

Edsterr 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:49

I, on the other hand, can't believe it's not butter

ahriel 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 0:44

haha!! nice

demo3000 0

Friday 20 January 2012 6:03

You're a ******* idiot.

piiing 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:05

Turner_22 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:22

What, wouldn't you want to be in that situation?

DarkHelmet 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:07

no u didnt u couldve fist bumped or done the bow

Frickmetinajenks 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:10

Ah balls.

kcnutt10 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:38

To the window.......to the wall! Until the sweat drops down these balls! All the females crawl! Aw, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet! Aw, skeet, skeet mutha fucka!

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:55

what song is that? my friends sing it sometimes and I'm just wondering

bavegla 0

Monday 3 October 2011 2:20

Google it

onepluszero 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:14

snow.... GLOBESSS!! hahahaha...

nolli024 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:16

Well, if it was just snow globes, then it shouldn't be a problem!

SluggerJ 7

Tuesday 8 February 2011 11:30

he/she means balls, gonads, the family jewels need I go on

Thejackel79 9

Tuesday 8 February 2011 21:05

i think he was being sarcastic

Doortje 29

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:19

Scratching them or shaking them?

emileeann 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:07

win

Cypherrr 13

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:36

"Snowglobes." xD

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:36

I don't understand why he had snowglobes down his pants. Was he stealing them? Is this an American thing?

mazesm 11

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:15

There talking about balls, you stereotyper.

stitch_book 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:18

*they're don't take the joke too seriously. besides, it was funny.

poisonflower 6

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:07

Yes, Americans find it convenient to stick things in their pants as a way of stealing them. I do it all the time.

IHeartJimi02 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:14

18, Doc was kidding.

ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:25

Canadians don't need to steal snowglobes , they live in one . :) no jk, but Op I find that rather nasty . FYL , clean your hand so that the remnants aren't on you . and FYI #18 , jokes , jokes ......