By hushnow - 07/02/2011 18:04 - United States

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
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"Snowglobes" I chortled.

I can't believe you said snowglobes.


"Snowglobes" I chortled.

I sneezed. ohh wait..

I sneeacrackled...

C-C-COMBO BREAKER :D lol but really that was humorous. Its called Germ-X rub some on and get over it... Shit happens. Unfortunately so does ball sack smell.

I... well uhm... laughed..

you fucking beat me to it. ^ by a lot tho. ;(

I chuckled at how I felt the need to say I chuckled.

omg! Do you work at a gift shop?!?

I sneeacragawplozzed

I love your reply. xD

"Snowglobes" is back!

I peed just a little

I coughed and then died

I giggled

I snap-crackle-popped

I just took a ride on the ROFL-copter.

I laughed so hard till I..... farted.

he has snowglobes? lucky i only have testicles

I can't believe you said snowglobes.

Snowglobes are so smooth and pretty <3

75- Yeah but balls are neither of those!

we call them testicles or of you still can't say it, we accept 'balls'

I, on the other hand, can't believe it's not butter

haha!! nice

You're a fucking idiot.

What, wouldn't you want to be in that situation?

no u didnt u couldve fist bumped or done the bow

To the the wall! Until the sweat drops down these balls! All the females crawl! Aw, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet! Aw, skeet, skeet mutha fucka!

what song is that? my friends sing it sometimes and I'm just wondering

snow.... GLOBESSS!! hahahaha...

Well, if it was just snow globes, then it shouldn't be a problem!

he/she means balls, gonads, the family jewels need I go on

i think he was being sarcastic

Scratching them or shaking them?

"Snowglobes." xD

I don't understand why he had snowglobes down his pants. Was he stealing them? Is this an American thing?

There talking about balls, you stereotyper.

*they're don't take the joke too seriously. besides, it was funny.

Yes, Americans find it convenient to stick things in their pants as a way of stealing them. I do it all the time.

18, Doc was kidding.

Canadians don't need to steal snowglobes , they live in one . :) no jk, but Op I find that rather nasty . FYL , clean your hand so that the remnants aren't on you . and FYI #18 , jokes , jokes ......

Wow. Americans get offended easily...

I agree wholeheartedly to that, 88.