FML : Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching...

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Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hushnow / Monday 7 February 2011 18:04 / United States

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2056441 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:03

"Snowglobes" I chortled.

By katy513 | 0

#2056444 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:03

I can't believe you said snowglobes.

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2056441 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:03

"Snowglobes" I chortled.

Aerious | 0

#2056781 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 02:35

I cackled.

iliketurdles | 7

#2056866 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 02:55

I sneezed. ohh wait..

derpherp | 0

#2056878 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 02:57

I crackled.

zakkyzebra | 11

#2056941 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 03:14

I sneeacrackled...

shaneac | 0

#2057084 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 03:53

I guffawed.

MrNewOrleans | 0

#2057129 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 04:11

I exploded

BlackHoleSuns | 0

#2057148 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 04:15

C-C-COMBO BREAKER :D lol but really that was humorous. Its called Germ-X rub some on and get over it... Shit happens. Unfortunately so does ball sack smell.

RiskiBusiness | 0

#2057406 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 05:23

I... well uhm... laughed..

funnyFMLSplz | 0

#2057432 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 05:28

you fucking beat me to it. ^ by a lot tho. ;(

morgs1213 | 4

#2057450 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 05:32

I chuckled at how I felt the need to say I chuckled.

uncbballwins | 0

#2057458 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 05:33

I jizzed.

Mirelly13 | 6

#2057470 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 05:36

omg! Do you work at a gift shop?!?

ahole123 | 0

#2057491 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 05:38

I sneeacragawplozzed

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2057691 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 06:24

I pooped

blaine72 | 0

#2057766 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 06:52

I tittered

C6Racer | 0

#2058006 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 08:55

I sharted.

kazzz23 | 0

#2058028 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 09:03

I love your reply. xD

ohSNAPyall | 26

#2058061 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 09:28

"Snowglobes" is back!

kile88 | 2

#2058110 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 10:22

I peed just a little

xIINotorious | 0

#2058271 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 11:48

I jizzled

crazypomgurl3 | 0

#2058804 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 04:02

I coughed and then died

Katy326 | 10

#2058881 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 04:24

I giggled

HouseHunter | 2

#2060140 - Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:42

I snap-crackle-popped

you_failed | 15

#2060808 - Wednesday 9 February 2011 04:16

I just took a ride on the ROFL-copter.

TheAftermath | 0

#2062135 - Wednesday 9 February 2011 09:29

I laughed so hard till I..... farted.

kibbleskid911 | 0

#2076532 - Sunday 13 February 2011 06:54

i ate taco

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2408854 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 10:07

he has snowglobes? lucky i only have testicles

madeline9322 | 17

#5991066 - Saturday 28 June 2014 03:16

I teeheed.

By katy513 | 0

#2056444 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:03

I can't believe you said snowglobes.

CommonSenseKarma | 17

#2057887 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 07:47

Snowglobes are so smooth and pretty <3

shaannonwilding | 0

#2058035 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 09:07

75- Yeah but balls are neither of those!

iloveloosy12 | 0

#2058661 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 03:00

we call them testicles or of you still can't say it, we accept 'balls'

Edsterr | 0

#2059944 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 11:49

I, on the other hand, can't believe it's not butter

ahriel | 0

#2060145 - Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:44

haha!! nice

demo3000 | 0

#3912663 - Friday 20 January 2012 06:03

You're a fucking idiot.

By piiing | 0

#2056463 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:05

Turner_22 | 0

#3025307 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:22

What, wouldn't you want to be in that situation?

By DarkHelmet | 10

#2056479 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:07

no u didnt u couldve fist bumped or done the bow

By Frickmetinajenks | 0

#2056501 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:10

Ah balls.

kcnutt10 | 1

#2057735 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 06:38

To the window.......to the wall! Until the sweat drops down these balls! All the females crawl! Aw, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet! Aw, skeet, skeet mutha fucka!

ArielTheMermaid | 17

#2983560 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 04:55

what song is that? my friends sing it sometimes and I'm just wondering

bavegla | 0

#3379894 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:20

Google it

By onepluszero | 0

#2056516 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:14

snow.... GLOBESSS!! hahahaha...

By nolli024 | 0

#2056528 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:16

Well, if it was just snow globes, then it shouldn't be a problem!

SluggerJ | 7

#2058229 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 11:30

he/she means balls, gonads, the family jewels need I go on

Thejackel79 | 9

#2059549 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 09:05

i think he was being sarcastic

By Doortje | 26

#2056542 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:19

Scratching them or shaking them?

emileeann | 0

#2056914 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 03:07

win

By Cypherrr | 13

#2056613 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:36

"Snowglobes." xD

By DocBastard | 38

#2056615 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:36

I don't understand why he had snowglobes down his pants. Was he stealing them? Is this an American thing?

mazesm | 11

#2056724 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 02:15

There talking about balls, you stereotyper.

stitch_book | 4

#2056733 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 02:18

*they're don't take the joke too seriously. besides, it was funny.

poisonflower | 6

#2057114 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 04:07

Yes, Americans find it convenient to stick things in their pants as a way of stealing them. I do it all the time.

IHeartJimi02 | 0

#2057379 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 05:14

18, Doc was kidding.

ConfusionsLoveMe | 0

#2057419 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 05:25

Canadians don't need to steal snowglobes , they live in one . :) no jk, but Op I find that rather nasty . FYL , clean your hand so that the remnants aren't on you . and FYI #18 , jokes , jokes ......