By hushnow - 07/02/2011 18:04 - United States

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
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"Snowglobes" I chortled.

I can't believe you said snowglobes.

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"Snowglobes" I chortled.

I sneezed. ohh wait..

derpherp 0

I crackled.

zakkyzebra 11

I sneeacrackled...

MrNewOrleans 0

I exploded

BlackHoleSuns 0

C-C-COMBO BREAKER :D lol but really that was humorous. Its called Germ-X rub some on and get over it... Shit happens. Unfortunately so does ball sack smell.

RiskiBusiness 1

I... well uhm... laughed..

funnyFMLSplz 0

you fucking beat me to it. ^ by a lot tho. ;(

I chuckled at how I felt the need to say I chuckled.

uncbballwins 0

I jizzed.

omg! Do you work at a gift shop?!?

I sneeacragawplozzed

C6Racer 0

I sharted.

I love your reply. xD

"Snowglobes" is back!

I peed just a little

I coughed and then died

Katy326 10

I giggled

I snap-crackle-popped

you_failed 15

I just took a ride on the ROFL-copter.

I laughed so hard till I..... farted.

he has snowglobes? lucky i only have testicles

I can't believe you said snowglobes.

CommonSenseKarma 17

Snowglobes are so smooth and pretty <3

75- Yeah but balls are neither of those!

we call them testicles or of you still can't say it, we accept 'balls'

I, on the other hand, can't believe it's not butter

haha!! nice

You're a fucking idiot.

What, wouldn't you want to be in that situation?

DarkHelmet 10

no u didnt u couldve fist bumped or done the bow

kcnutt10 1

To the window.......to the wall! Until the sweat drops down these balls! All the females crawl! Aw, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet! Aw, skeet, skeet mutha fucka!

ArielTheMermaid 17

what song is that? my friends sing it sometimes and I'm just wondering

bavegla 0

Google it

snow.... GLOBESSS!! hahahaha...

nolli024 0

Well, if it was just snow globes, then it shouldn't be a problem!

he/she means balls, gonads, the family jewels need I go on

Thejackel79 9

i think he was being sarcastic

Scratching them or shaking them?

"Snowglobes." xD

I don't understand why he had snowglobes down his pants. Was he stealing them? Is this an American thing?

There talking about balls, you stereotyper.

*they're don't take the joke too seriously. besides, it was funny.

Yes, Americans find it convenient to stick things in their pants as a way of stealing them. I do it all the time.

IHeartJimi02 0

18, Doc was kidding.

Canadians don't need to steal snowglobes , they live in one . :) no jk, but Op I find that rather nasty . FYL , clean your hand so that the remnants aren't on you . and FYI #18 , jokes , jokes ......

Wow. Americans get offended easily...

OochenSnoochen 15

Stereotypist*

I agree wholeheartedly to that, 88.