Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
"Snowglobes"
I chortled.
I chortled.
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Aerious
| 0
I cackled.
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iliketurdles
| 7
I sneezed.
ohh wait..
ohh wait..
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derpherp
| 0
I crackled.
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zakkyzebra
| 11
I sneeacrackled...
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shaneac
| 0
I guffawed.
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MrNewOrleans
| 0
I exploded
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BlackHoleSuns
| 0
C-C-COMBO BREAKER :D lol but really that was humorous. Its called Germ-X rub some on and get over it...
Shit happens.
Unfortunately so does ball sack smell.
Shit happens.
Unfortunately so does ball sack smell.
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RiskiBusiness
| 1
I... well uhm... laughed..
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funnyFMLSplz
| 0
you fucking beat me to it. ^ by a lot tho. ;(
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morgs1213
| 4
I chuckled at how I felt the need to say I chuckled.
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uncbballwins
| 0
I jizzed.
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Mirelly13
| 6
omg! Do you work at a gift shop?!?
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ahole123
| 0
I sneeacragawplozzed
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
I pooped
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blaine72
| 0
I tittered
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C6Racer
| 0
I sharted.
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kazzz23
| 0
I love your reply. xD
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
"Snowglobes" is back!
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kile88
| 2
I peed just a little
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xIINotorious
| 0
I jizzled
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crazypomgurl3
| 0
I coughed and then died
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Katy326
| 10
I giggled
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HouseHunter
| 2
I snap-crackle-popped
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you_failed
| 15
I just took a ride on the ROFL-copter.
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TheAftermath
| 0
I laughed so hard till I..... farted.
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kibbleskid911
| 0
i ate taco
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ydi_4_suking
| 20
he has snowglobes? lucky i only have testicles
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madeline9322
| 17
I teeheed.
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katy513
| 0
I can't believe you said snowglobes.
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CommonSenseKarma
| 17
Snowglobes are so smooth and pretty <3
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shaannonwilding
| 0
75- Yeah but balls are neither of those!
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iloveloosy12
| 0
we call them testicles
or of you still can't say it, we accept 'balls'
or of you still can't say it, we accept 'balls'
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Edsterr
| 0
I, on the other hand, can't believe it's not butter
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ahriel
| 0
haha!! nice
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demo3000
| 0
You're a fucking idiot.
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piiing
| 0
ew
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Turner_22
| 0
What, wouldn't you want to be in that situation?
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DarkHelmet
| 10
no u didnt u couldve fist bumped or done the bow
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Frickmetinajenks
| 0
Ah balls.
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kcnutt10
| 1
To the window.......to the wall! Until the sweat drops down these balls! All the females crawl! Aw, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet! Aw, skeet, skeet mutha fucka!
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ArielTheMermaid
| 17
what song is that? my friends sing it sometimes and I'm just wondering
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bavegla
| 0
Google it
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onepluszero
| 0
snow.... GLOBESSS!! hahahaha...
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nolli024
| 0
Well, if it was just snow globes, then it shouldn't be a problem!
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SluggerJ
| 7
he/she means balls, gonads, the family jewels need I go on
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Thejackel79
| 9
i think he was being sarcastic
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Doortje
| 29
Scratching them or shaking them?
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emileeann
| 0
win
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Cypherrr
| 13
"Snowglobes." xD
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DocBastard
| 38
I don't understand why he had snowglobes down his pants. Was he stealing them? Is this an American thing?
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mazesm
| 11
There talking about balls, you stereotyper.
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stitch_book
| 4
*they're
don't take the joke too seriously. besides, it was funny.
don't take the joke too seriously. besides, it was funny.
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poisonflower
| 6
Yes, Americans find it convenient to stick things in their pants as a way of stealing them. I do it all the time.
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IHeartJimi02
| 0
18, Doc was kidding.
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ConfusionsLoveMe
| 0
Canadians don't need to steal snowglobes , they live in one . :)
no jk,
but Op I find that rather nasty . FYL , clean your hand so that the remnants aren't on you .
and FYI #18 , jokes , jokes ......
no jk,
but Op I find that rather nasty . FYL , clean your hand so that the remnants aren't on you .
and FYI #18 , jokes , jokes ......
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thelastavailable
| 13
Wow. Americans get offended easily...
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OochenSnoochen
| 15
Stereotypist*
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mrs_bruno_mars
| 14
I agree wholeheartedly to that, 88.
I chortled.