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You forgot to say she's pregnant.
lmao.
lmao & gross! OP please say you put a condom on before getting it on w/a stranger, who could've once been a man for all you know, while in Vegas of all places! Damn, why don't you go walk around barefoot in a methadone clinic while you're at it!
Could have been a black-jack dealer or something- no necessarily someone dirty. He said it was a one night stand, not a hooker
ha, sounds like something from the 70s show! minus pregnancy, add marridge.
I married a hooker! How dare you, She's a nice lady!
^ *****.*
then i realized I'm missing a tooth have a baby with me and I married a *****...
how do u know the op is not a woman? hmm...?
122 if u didnt read correctly u missed the last quote saying "in HER hands" btw if op had it off in vegas how did the chick find out where he lives unless he told which would be unlikely
wrap it before you tap it
Fatguy- she could have looked at his drivers license?
lol
And be lesbian Homophobe
118 Hangover? Have you ever seen it cause you would get it if you did
well that sucks
I think you're cute....not
well your an asshole.
my picture..?
...?
It's just kinda scary, that's all.
well either she changed her pic, or it looks just fine. I like it, and she does look cute. ^_^
Brix have been shat.
lol, JUST THINKING THAT!
You just did.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayWhen you find someone else with herpes. HPV, and other incurable STDs, it's like a match made in heaven. This isn't an FML, it's the best day of your life because you found your soulmate!
what did you say?
If he says it again, he'll get re-moderated, Jose. You really want to put him through that emotional turmoil? I think not.
I got moderated and didn't say anything half as bad as most people say on this site.
Someone has themselves a new stalker!! Hahaha! Lucky you!
Dead babies, and mayonnaise.
well I wasn't untilled now, but now that you mention it, who gives a one night stand they pick up in Vegas their address? a dumb arse, that's who.....a dumb arse or a liar ;)
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Maybe he took her back to his place for the night.
Orrr... paid the hooker with a check! Lol!
Ahhh... I see it now! good point! WTF!?!
It's the age of the internet, people! He might have mentioned his name and where he was from to her. That's pretty much all she needed.
I was but I figured she peeked his drivers license or stole a business card
moderated? seriously?
a stalker never got the address, he finds it....
Hell yeah...
If she followed you all the way to Canada, then she deserves another ****.
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You forgot to say she's pregnant.
isn't anyone wondering why he gave her his address?