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By lohandork - 22/05/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Roehampton

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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By MyCarHasBluetooth - 19/06/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 23 May 2016 1:35

Drunk driving Talking and driving Drowsy driving Texting and driving Reading and driving Applying makeup and driving Road sex I never thought I'd have to add "Picking and driving" to my Stupid Things Only Idiots Do While Driving list.

cfojo 19

Monday 23 May 2016 1:15

Well, either way you were distracted. Try to be more careful!

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samsterling 19

Monday 23 May 2016 1:15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

farmgirl98 14

Monday 23 May 2016 3:04

Sorry you're getting down-voted... You made me laugh anyway;)

TMO2142 25

Tuesday 24 May 2016 17:47

Bad day today and i read this comment. Thanks for making me laugh

cfojo 19

Monday 23 May 2016 1:15

Well, either way you were distracted. Try to be more careful!

nonsensical 26

Monday 23 May 2016 1:16

The dangers of picking your nose and driving... YDI for not being focused on the road.

otakupowers 7

Monday 23 May 2016 1:23

Well, at least it wasn't a cop and you didn't get a ticket.

tranced_ 45

Monday 23 May 2016 1:26

you were picking your nose and he thought you were texting? he should be careful on the roads himself #justsayin

CutePichu 11

Monday 23 May 2016 1:26

The category your follow is in is glitches for me :(

whysobeachy 37

Monday 23 May 2016 4:55

What?

Sudoc 29

Monday 23 May 2016 8:54

The category for this post shows up as "fml.category.ui.11". At least it does for me.

bodyguerdson 16

Monday 23 May 2016 12:19

I don't know why you are downvoted, your comment is correct: it is glitched

Kershme123 2

Monday 23 May 2016 1:33

what the actual ****?! this story makes absolutely no ******* sense! is this what you call adults?!

DocBastard 38

Monday 23 May 2016 1:35

Drunk driving Talking and driving Drowsy driving Texting and driving Reading and driving Applying makeup and driving Road sex I never thought I'd have to add "Picking and driving" to my Stupid Things Only Idiots Do While Driving list.

Halfass 8

Monday 23 May 2016 2:32

Driving and booger admiring

PePziNL 20

Monday 23 May 2016 4:31

Talking and driving? Must be very boring driving with you... Aside from that, I agree with every point on your list.

naviajack626 16

Monday 23 May 2016 7:05

He probably meant talking on the phone.

Sora_McKain 36

Monday 23 May 2016 22:05

I think you forgot to add those who change clothes while driving, like my mom does. It drives me crazy!

ClitasaurusRex 3

Monday 23 May 2016 1:55

******* gross

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 23 May 2016 2:17

What the ****? Get a tissue next time, that's nasty.

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