FML : Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lohandork - / Sunday 22 May 2016 17:33 / United Kingdom - Roehampton

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By DocBastard | 38

#6612740 - Monday 23 May 2016 1:35

Drunk driving
Talking and driving
Drowsy driving
Texting and driving
Reading and driving
Applying makeup and driving
Road sex

I never thought I'd have to add "Picking and driving" to my Stupid Things Only Idiots Do While Driving list.

By cfojo | 19

#6612728 - Monday 23 May 2016 1:15

Well, either way you were distracted. Try to be more careful!

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By samsterling | 19

#6612727 - Monday 23 May 2016 1:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

farmgirl98 | 14

#6612778 - Monday 23 May 2016 3:04

Sorry you're getting down-voted... You made me laugh anyway;)

TMO2142 | 25

#6613911 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 17:47

Bad day today and i read this comment. Thanks for making me laugh

By cfojo | 19

#6612728 - Monday 23 May 2016 1:15

Well, either way you were distracted. Try to be more careful!

By nonsensical | 26

#6612729 - Monday 23 May 2016 1:16

The dangers of picking your nose and driving... YDI for not being focused on the road.

By otakupowers | 7

#6612731 - Monday 23 May 2016 1:23

Well, at least it wasn't a cop and you didn't get a ticket.

By tranced_ | 43

#6612734 - Monday 23 May 2016 1:26

you were picking your nose and he thought you were texting? he should be careful on the roads himself #justsayin

By CutePichu | 11

#6612735 - Monday 23 May 2016 1:26

The category your follow is in is glitches for me :(

whysobeachy | 37

#6612825 - Monday 23 May 2016 4:55

What?

Sudoc | 28

#6612964 - Monday 23 May 2016 8:54

The category for this post shows up as "fml.category.ui.11". At least it does for me.

bodyguerdson | 16

#6613017 - Monday 23 May 2016 12:19

I don't know why you are downvoted, your comment is correct: it is glitched

By Kershme123 | 2

#6612739 - Monday 23 May 2016 1:33

what the actual fuck?! this story makes absolutely no fucking sense! is this what you call adults?!

By DocBastard | 38

#6612740 - Monday 23 May 2016 1:35

Halfass | 8

#6612768 - Monday 23 May 2016 2:32

Driving and booger admiring

PePziNL | 20

#6612812 - Monday 23 May 2016 4:31

Talking and driving? Must be very boring driving with you...

Aside from that, I agree with every point on your list.

naviajack626 | 16

#6612906 - Monday 23 May 2016 7:05

He probably meant talking on the phone.

Sora_McKain | 36

#6613430 - Monday 23 May 2016 22:05

I think you forgot to add those who change clothes while driving, like my mom does. It drives me crazy!

By ClitasaurusRex | 3

#6612751 - Monday 23 May 2016 1:55

Fucking gross

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#6612762 - Monday 23 May 2016 2:17

What the fuck? Get a tissue next time, that's nasty.

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