By lohandork - 22/05/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Roehampton

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML
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DocBastard 38
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Drunk driving Talking and driving Drowsy driving Texting and driving Reading and driving Applying makeup and driving Road sex I never thought I'd have to add "Picking and driving" to my Stupid Things Only Idiots Do While Driving list.

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cfojo 19
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Well, either way you were distracted. Try to be more careful!

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samsterling 19
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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farmgirl98 14
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Sorry you're getting down-voted... You made me laugh anyway;)

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TMO2142 25
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Bad day today and i read this comment. Thanks for making me laugh

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cfojo 19
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Well, either way you were distracted. Try to be more careful!

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nonsensical 26

The dangers of picking your nose and driving... YDI for not being focused on the road.

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otakupowers 7
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Well, at least it wasn't a cop and you didn't get a ticket.

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tranced_ 44
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you were picking your nose and he thought you were texting? he should be careful on the roads himself #justsayin

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CutePichu 11
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The category your follow is in is glitches for me :(

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Sudoc 29
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The category for this post shows up as "fml.category.ui.11". At least it does for me.

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bodyguerdson 16
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I don't know why you are downvoted, your comment is correct: it is glitched

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Kershme123 2
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what the actual fuck?! this story makes absolutely no fucking sense! is this what you call adults?!

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DocBastard 38
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Drunk driving Talking and driving Drowsy driving Texting and driving Reading and driving Applying makeup and driving Road sex I never thought I'd have to add "Picking and driving" to my Stupid Things Only Idiots Do While Driving list.

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Halfass 8
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Driving and booger admiring

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PePziNL 20
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Talking and driving? Must be very boring driving with you... Aside from that, I agree with every point on your list.

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naviajack626 16
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He probably meant talking on the phone.

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Sora_McKain 36
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I think you forgot to add those who change clothes while driving, like my mom does. It drives me crazy!

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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What the fuck? Get a tissue next time, that's nasty.

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