Money, Embarrassing, Relatable and Haircut: The tip of the iceberg

The tip of the iceberg

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 07:58

Today, I didn't have enough money to tip my hairstylist, even though I thought I did and said I was, but I'm so broke, my card got declined at $50. I needed the haircut for an interview. I feel so f@%$>&* bad about it. FML

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You deserved it 264

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By Alyssa - 21/03/2012 01:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 483

You deserved it 5 112

By RickTheBoy - 10/07/2013 12:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 431

You deserved it 50 189

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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You deserved it 2 705

By Anonymous - 03/05/2019 02:00

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. 45 painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

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You deserved it 484

By Anonymous - 18/09/2014 15:38 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML

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You deserved it 5 243

By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

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You deserved it 6 177

By joanikens - 14/11/2016 07:20

Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML

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You deserved it 1 055

By Fridaythe12th - 15/03/2010 04:51 - United States

Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed but out of business. FML

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You deserved it 4 866

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By chopchop - 25/12/2019 01:00

Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 714

You deserved it 240

By scumdresser - 29/09/2012 20:34 - United States - Pittsford

Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 390

You deserved it 2 299

Plop 17

Wednesday 24 November 2021 8:37

Get the job and tip them twice next time around. Hopefully they'll understand.

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 25 November 2021 10:45

I feel you, you got this my friend

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Plop 17

Wednesday 24 November 2021 8:37

Get the job and tip them twice next time around. Hopefully they'll understand.

iicccyyy 15

Wednesday 24 November 2021 13:07

Why do you need to tip your stylist anyway

Jon Tessler 14

Wednesday 24 November 2021 23:32

because they are providing you a service, and most stylists make more in tips than per haircut.

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 25 November 2021 10:45

I feel you, you got this my friend

kfchicken 31

Friday 26 November 2021 11:57

if you don't have a job why are you getting a $50 haircut anyway?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 26 November 2021 21:33

$50 for a haircut? Either I'm really cheap or that place is way overpriced.

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