Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML
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Likian5
| 26
They can do that???
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JoeGrant
| 12
Fuck traffic.
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flashback.miss
| 28
Mosey or don't mosey.
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SokDek
| 14
First world problems -_-
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wowthatissad
| 9
That profile picture is really disturbing....
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hemz_fml
| 13
I agree #53.
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SwaggCapone
| 11
There's a button for that #60
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badluckalex
| 23
this fml sucksl... op needs to get over it.. not the end of the world
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Likian5
| 26
They can do that???
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Ishq786
| 12
Recently, yes.
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Latino_Nino
| 10
Drive faster then? It's not rocket science.
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Likian5
| 26
OP said that they were in TRAFFIC.
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chris_42
| 11
You know how traffic works, right?
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JoeGrant
| 12
OP can't drive faster due to the traffic...
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Latino_Nino
| 10
Oh fuck, my bad.
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AmbienDreams
| 20
Oh it's quite alright. It appears you are forgiven. Except the phrase you were looking for is "rocket surgery" I believe, hmmm? :D
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Latino_Nino
| 10
Car surgery? Please explain this joke? :P
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suboy
| 10
Yea i kind of misunderstood too. OP should've worded it differently.
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lilhellian
| 26
Op could just get a bigger car to push everyone out the way, or be one the assholes on motorcycles that ride between or on the side of the road to get ahead.
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lilhellian
| 26
Between the cars*
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AmbienDreams
| 20
Lol yeah I meant like people jokingly say "that's no rocket surgery" instead of "rocket science" :) so I couldn't resist
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DKjazz
| 20
I've heard the expression "rocket surgery" before. It's a mix up of rocket science and brain surgery. As in, "Come on guys, this isn't rocket surgery". Just a little joke. It's not a widely known joke, though. I only know it from 1 song and 1 video game.
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Iceman225
| 11
#34, are you stupid? The OP literally stated in her post "traffic" You must be.
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Uramonkey
| 11
OP could technically drive faster. That is if they want to stick their license plate into someones exhaust pipe.
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suboy
| 10
67. No like i said i misunderstood it. If OP wouldve said "Traffic was going so slow" then i wouldve understood but they said they were going slow in traffic. I misread, it happens.
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bfsd42
| 20
Lilhellian, what's your problem with motorcyclists? Of course they skip past traffic. It's one of the perks of riding a bike, and totally legal if you skip between traffic between the number 1 and 2 lane while traffic is going under 30 mph. Well, in california anyway. I think you're just jealous.
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JoeGrant
| 12
Fuck traffic.
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Stephy94
| 9
That sounds painful. Road burn for sure!
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blondie107
| 20
Lol so go faster? Don't be a turtle..
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Pwn17
| 25
Same deal as 3's comment. OP was in traffic. They HAD to go slow.
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HowieDoIt
| 21
This comment is driving me crazy! They're in traffic, nothing OP can do. You may need a reading GPS to give you directions to fml comprehension.
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Fuhkyoo
| 17
today, im stuck in traffic. FML
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RedPillSucks
| 31
The new SAT component
Math, Reading, Writing, FML Comprehension.
640, 490, 510, 210
Math, Reading, Writing, FML Comprehension.
640, 490, 510, 210
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mete_orito
| 34
The SAT comment made my day. Lol.
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Pwn17
| 25
Traffic really sucks.
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COSCO
| 13
Well I'm sure that's not so much of a bad thing, you were in traffic of course you would be going slow.
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HeartForMusic
| 23
There's such a thing as that??
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EpicSquishii
| 21
boobs :)
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blackman100
| 20
27 Yes. I agree.
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DKjazz
| 20
Indeed.
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MakeTodayADTR
| 20
I wonder if the transformers ever choose that option. xD
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colvindj
| 22
that must've been some slow ass traffic!