Mr_schadenfreude

I am a bad person. Please understand that about me. Do realise, though, that i am not making fun of you as a person, just about how much the old motto "life is a bitch and then you fry" applies to life. I like you and wish you the best as a person. Having posted your misfortunes on the internet, however, absolves me of any compassion or humanity i may have felt towards you should you have been looking for a shoulder to cry on in real life. You will have, by that very act, invited me to judge your actions, behaviour and life in general on the basis of the information available, you wonderful masochist, you. Yes, i am a bad man. But eventually you will laugh at you earlier misfortunes. I am merely the person who shall beat you to it.