Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML
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Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML
Today, someone took a shit on my father’s gravestone. FML
Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML
Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
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thedevilwithin 0
Wow, people are so heartless these days.
EvilDoll 7
when your cat rises out of that pet cemetery and goes after them, they'll be sorry
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Comments (169)
old09 11
it was'nt me......[kicks can of spraypaint out of view]
btnhdude 0
nice one Kayla.... I'm really crazy about you already. Kay-zy cat lady.
armorf0r 7
woahhh take it down a notch 59 lol
ILoveTabz 0
awwww :(
jennifer93 0
wow...people suck. I'm so sorry:/
Lucy_L 0
That's so sad Im sorry :( People are heartless and mean.
mexicotoucher 7
They're jealous because your cat is with Heath Ledger now
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Awe, my kitty is not doing well. If anyone touches her grave I will personally round kick their ass Chuck Norris style. Even Chuck Norris himself, lol.
whcwtexan 0
He would kill you. No one kicks Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris. LOL
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
lol, well played, well played. =)
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Lolwtf..Dude..you are the one that fails. The movie is titled 'Pet Sematary.' I am well aware that the actual word is 'cemetery.' The title is a book and movie by Stephen King. The title is intentionally misspelled. Dipshit.
jklol11 0
you made a spot, in a cemetery, for your cat??
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
It was a pet cemetery -_-
smoshiee 8
I'd be surprised if your family pays for a coffin for you.