Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
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SoulAmeliorate
| 16
What a catastrophe.
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slayertack
| 19
At least you still have your own cat, and didn't leave that one rotting in the sun.
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SoulAmeliorate
| 16
What a catastrophe.
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Austin_Burkes
| 6
that was a catastrophic failure.
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ButterPopcorn
| 14
Come on, #1, this is no time for puns, surely OP isn't feline so good after this incident.
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bagginzy
| 14
How kind of you.
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kuffis
| 9
Hope that washing can remove dead cat smell from undies.
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Damian95
| 16
You've cat to be kitten me right meow. These puns are anything but purfect.
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piedpiper303
| 29
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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tjv3
| 10
Well on the bright side your cat is alive
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Sekkaichi
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At least you gave the cat a proper burial/grave. That's still a good deed. c:
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WeemanIsBack
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No wonder they say cats have nine lives..
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
Something similar happened to me... The initial reaction is OMG your alive!! Hugs and kisses, about 20 minutes later your like you jerk... I buried someone else's cat for no reason
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crymore007
| 11
Can we paws the puns? OP's in a dilemma.
OP, have you determined the claws of death yet?
OP, have you determined the claws of death yet?
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
^ that was purretty original from my standards, you deserve an apaws for that one
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WhoopWhoop321
| 18
That is the lamest pun I have ever heard.
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talkomatic713
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Anyone else think it'd be ridiculously scary to bury your cat then just have it walk up to you?
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Mary_go_Round
| 4
Bah-dum-cha
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dramaelf
| 37
Did you happen to bury him in a place marked "Pet Sematary"?
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Jemm_fml
| 29
*awaits the comments admonishing you for your "poor spelling"...*
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grobinson
| 9
what? have you not seen the movie?
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brinnablaine
| 22
Love that movie. The kid is SO creepy!
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furbyface711
| 9
That's how the movie title is spelled, with an S.
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MzZombicidal
| 36
I have a feeling that was the joke #20 was making...
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Nordrag
| 26
People make jokes in comments? How bizarre.
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FinJage
| 18
Really, a movie? You mean the novel?
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Jemm_fml
| 29
I find it hilarious that no one noticed "poor spelling" was in quotes. It means I know the correct spelling for the NOVEL (not movie) is Pet Semetary. At least MZzombicidal (sp?) got the joke.
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Jemm_fml
| 29
Wait is it really a movie too?? I feel so out of the loop. Must see!
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Sinistra_Blue
| 12
Plot twist! He actually did bury his cat, but now its a zombie cat.
Be careful OP, cuddly little kitty might try to eat you when you're sleeping.
Be careful OP, cuddly little kitty might try to eat you when you're sleeping.
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peacheso
| 31
Lol! I watched it a couple of days ago. For the 100th time I believe. Love that movie.
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SammyS2012
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i thought 320 was referencing the FML where a person was verbally abused on facebook after writing about watching Pet Semetary and people thought he spelled it wrong...
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grobinson
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you'll enjoy it. the little boy performed his role very well.
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grobinson
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its also a movie. look it up. they did great with it.
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battleroyalefan6
| 16
#20 That's how the book is spelled idiot
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steve31789
| 8
This is one cat who slipped out of the bag
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slayertack
| 19
At least you still have your own cat, and didn't leave that one rotting in the sun.
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Caitie_kid
| 8
Yes, it's nice that you still gave it a loving burial.
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
Yeah, you saved the road from one hell of a stench!
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Pro_Nothing
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Don't you know cats have nine lives? He reincarnated!
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FlyingLeumer
| 19
I didn't know cats were Budhist 0_o
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Nordrag
| 26
I thought it was Hindu that reincarnate and Buddhists just like become one with nature or something.
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FlyingLeumer
| 19
I believe your referring to the Doa, both Hiindus and Buddhists believe in reincarnation.
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tiernang
| 21
*dao
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_DudeGuy_
| 16
In the Buddhist religion, depending on how you live your life, you reincarnate into a different animal. The better the life, the better the animal. Once you live a perfect life, you're released from the chain and become one with a Buddhist god I can't remember.
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waffle3z
| 6
respawned?
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FlyingLeumer
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And now we sit and watch numerous puns about cats being born. Please, try not to spill the popcorn.
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NoDontKillMe
| 19
Born? Why would puns be about a newborn cat?
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FlyingLeumer
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I meant cattlecorn, but oh well.
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jrod9327
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Imma glass half full type of guy so you possibly saved a parent from the "cat ran away" lie
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graceinsheepwear
| 33
How? Someone's cat still is missing. There's no body to be found now. No closure for the other pet owner.
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jrod9327
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Thats the point. No parent likes to tell their kids that a pet died.
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Rue22
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At least your cats alive. I just got a kitten and I'd be heartbroken if he died. :(
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AmyPond17
| 33
Same here! I got her four weeks ago. :)
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mrsdiaz
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Well it was still nice of you to bury the dead cat. And now you get to call your family and tell them that your cat really isn't dead.
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vanillapudding94
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for all you know it could've been a stray. you might've actually done a good deed.
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hawkislayer
| 2
Skid marks? Who brakes for cats?
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
#52.... Dick.
Although maybe I'm just sensitive because my 2-year-old adorable tabby baby was killed by a car :/
Although maybe I'm just sensitive because my 2-year-old adorable tabby baby was killed by a car :/
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MzZombicidal
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#52, Um... that would be people who actually care if they hurt or kill another living thing.
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VeganVampyre
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No, I'm with you, 56. I recently found a dead cat on the road in my subdivision and even though it wasn't mine I wanted to murder the assholes that killed it. There's no reason to hit a cat in a subdivision where the speed limit is 45 kph.
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DanniNell
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#126 - I actually witnessed a cat getting run over at my college. The speed limit is 10 and here is thus guy going 30 and he just hits a cat and continues on his way! I was so pissed that I had to see a cat go under a tire and then hear it's painful meows as it was right there twitching until it took its last breath. That's something no one wants to see. =(
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Neyuu
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Seriously.. no need to go into detail... I've lost cats that way and it's really heartbreaking to think about.