By knowtoomuch - United States - Aurora
  Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML
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  allie2590  |  30

18 - How about no? It came across as a pretty innocent comment to me. Plus, there's nothing in this fml that indicates OP's mom is "loose." For all you know, it's possible she's only ever slept with OP's father.

  cloudsofneon  |  5

That's completely incorrect. Having sex with the same person for an extended period of time does not make you loose. If that's what you think though, you must not plan on ever getting married.


I'll help you because no one else seems to want to. They mean loose as in the state of the vaj being loose, floppy, no tread left on the tires, throwing a hot dog down a hallway, etc. etc...

They don't mean loose as in she'll start going around bang bang banging...

  ECSch  |  2

Or, perhaps, since it's a primarily muscle-based organ with a mucosal membrane layer, the vagina doesn't actually get loose with regular use? It's not even persistent space when there's nothing inside the canal, it's just potential space, which is why speculums are needed to view it. Real physiology > misogynistic, sex-shaming myths.

By  bamagrl410  |  31

That's a very kind thing of you to do. I don't even like talking to the doctor about my own body in that regard.