Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML
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Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML
Today, someone took a shit on my father’s gravestone. FML
Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML
Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
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thedevilwithin 0
Wow, people are so heartless these days.
EvilDoll 7
when your cat rises out of that pet cemetery and goes after them, they'll be sorry
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Comments (169)
Livinia 11
That is terrible! FYL.
woosah 16
I felt an instant sadness while reading this. I can't believe someone destroyed the grave like that. What did they get out of that? So stupid.
SandiRainbowFish 20
I personally would feel very hurt (not to mention pissed) if someone did this to my cat's grave (assuming I buried them in public and not at my home). It's just common courtesy; pets are like family to some, and I doubt the punkass who wrote that on the cat's grave would write "Your uncle jimmy sucks!" on a humans grave. But then again, people do stupid things... So maybe I'm incorrect in my assumption.
Mirorbo 26
Who DOES that?!
TheDrifter 23
Freaky cat ladies do it. The rest of us cremate pets or bury the bodies in the yard, rarely does anyone sane get a headstone for, much less celebrate the death anniversary of, a cat.
teotsi 28
Messed up jackasses whose life is nothing if they don't offend others.
1himfan666 0
that's just down and out messed up
rob935 5
It's a cat. Who cares!!!
stoptrying 9
I'm guessing cat owners, but then I'm guessing the obvious response makes no sense to you..
smileygirl13 0
#24 is 100% right. It's strange how people want others to care about what matters to them yet think it's acceptable to be insensitive douchebags to other people. Grow up. OP, this sux and you don't deserve POS attitude. I'm sorry for your loss.
beccy92 4
Yes, it's a cat. but that's not the point. People become attached and actually care about their pets. it's just like a family member.
Ames19 6
cat can be a human like dogs
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
For some people, cats can be very close companions during the worst times of their lives. Say if you're someone going through a divorce, or you're antisocial, or an abused child. Everyone needs something to love and care for, and cats often reciprocate that behavior. Don't be a dickcheese.
kaylanicole1255 1
Excatly 24! My cat saved my life. I was that abused child and w/o my cat I wouldn't be alive today. Cats become like human/family. My cat was my baby. And he acted like I was his mom. LOL
ILoveTabz 0
'I' care :o
Meaningless 1
You're a human. Who cares.
Meaningless 1
You're a human. Who cares.
Superflyshyguy 0
Sorry OP, idk what I was thinking.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
why does everyone think its funny to pretend to be the person OP's talking about. its really not funny, its just annoying
goliatron 9
I laughed so hard.
killianisboss 0
^like
longboarder95 0
same btw it's all women who are bothered by the whole cat thing, maybe it's cause the love their pussy so much
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Bullshit. My friend who is married with child was heartbroken when his cat of 17 years passed away. Don't generalize. Most chicks I know are dog people.
MRobvious750 0
I laughed too, my only wish is I could've seen the expression on OP's face.
xdust 4
so did I!
FarSide 22
@90: I bet they really prefer German Shepherds too.
likeabaws 0
17 years!?!? Jesus..
claireful 4
hey! I thought it was hillarious! I mean it sucks, but it's a cemetary for pets; that in itself is funny. and for the record: i hate dogs. I guess I'm just the exception to all the rules today.
a_nutritionist 10
ugh so many stupid responses here its impossible to know where to begin. i mean seriously, what a bunch of self absorbed *****
smileygirl13 0
#28 & #133, prince among men. What is it about douchebags today which means other people's distress today is amusing whether they feel the same or not. Grow the **** up.
tnlander 20
YDI for celebrating the death of your pussy.
kaylanicole1255 1
People like you are why I have a machine gun. Seriously, if it wasn' illegal to shoot people...
elmousey 5
Really, this is grounds for death by machine gun? VinegarStrokes was right, you are emotionally unstable.
whcwtexan 0
Win!!! #60 you are in need of serious professional help.
morris96 0
did your cat suck?
Sinista5150 0
who does that?
california283 6
omg that's so sad! who would vote this down? why would OP deserve it?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Trolls, that's who.
california283 6
bitches.
emsiti 6
because she is celebrating the anniverary of the death of a cat...... i clicked ydi