Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML
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Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML
Today, someone took a shit on my father’s gravestone. FML
Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML
Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
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thedevilwithin 0
Wow, people are so heartless these days.
EvilDoll 7
when your cat rises out of that pet cemetery and goes after them, they'll be sorry
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Comments (169)
jigglesden 1
that's why you put them in an old sack and bury them in your back yard!
DoomedGemini 37
Op could live in apartment or knew they'd probably move at some point.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
That's horrible. I would take DNA and fingerprints, find that little bitch, and beat his face in. Whether you like animals, cats, dogs, or not, the very idea of walking into a cemetery of any kind and vandalizing it is nothing short of ******* heartless. Someone loved that animal like it was a family member, and your opinion of whether that's stupid or not is irrelevant.
technicallyhuman 0
this isn't CSI man, plus I doubt you'd find any trace of DNA or prints(maybe a foot print) of the actual person. if you do it'd probably be that of others with pets there. and to me it is a little much to have a pet buried in a cemetery, I had a dog from the day I was born till I was 17 and we just buried her in the back yard.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Your personal opinions do not apply to everyone. And I was joking about the DNA.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
PS, it's a pet cemetery OP had the cat buried in, not a regular human boneyard. They do exist.
claireful 4
And your personal opinions DO apply to everyone?
a_nutritionist 10
@275 they do when it comes to actions directly affecting others. live and let live obviously doesnt have any meaning to you, and if you honestly cannot see why its bullshit to vandalise something that has a real meaning to someone you dont even know, then i hope you lose everything you own because apparently you dont think its a big deal.
granolabutt8 7
Agreed. While it's not likely that OP will find the culprit, that **** who did that will get what he deserves. I can't even believe that someone would do that. Defacing a grave of any kind is extremely disrespectful whether the King of England or a pet rat is buried in it. I literally almost cried when I read this. I'm so sorry OP, no one deserves that. Just know that if your kitty were here today, she would claw the shit out of that mofo.
teresa96706 29
uhh.. what you just said "dosnt sound retarded at all". by the way it's "cemetary" not "semetary" silly mainlander.
kaylanicole1255 1
Shouldn't it be "Your mom should have aborted you?"
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Fail. He was referencing the movie. Don't call people stupid if you're clueless. And it's spelled 'Sematary'.
IHATETROLLSS 0
56 grammar nazi alert
Time2spare 0
Sorry to hear that OP. If it's any help just know karma is a bitch so whoever did that probably gonna have something bad happen to them soon. And then there gonna post what happened to them on this site.
kg163401 0
At least they didn't write "your cat is cool." Lying is way worse
adiberkeley 0
I think a dog did it
whcwtexan 0
epic win!
NoellleBuddy 0
ahaha saaame... those sneaky puppies..
mrwelsh3 0
vasilisa you failed for trying to make them look dumb for their misspelling of the word only to mispell it your self. fail!