By i.ask.you.how. - 12/07/2009 06:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML
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Same thing different taste

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lol nasty! But I think a lot of people secretly like that kind of stuff. :)

How is that nasty? It's a normal thing. Tons of people are into it, and things that are a LOT worse. Besides, how is it THAT bad that a friend knows? If he's really a friend he's won't tell everyone. OR- if people do find out you can find yourself a girl who's into that too.

Ehm my 'nasty' didn't apply to that the OP actually like to be tied up but the actual FML. I bet she felt pretty screwed after that. Its nothing to be ashamed of indeed. :)

#17 This was written by a woman. Nothing was mentioned about lesbianism. But if she is, that would make her the most awesome FMLer ever.

CaptainBaconMan 0

I think It's weird myself Oh shit! I forgot people aren't allowed to have opinions!

Icalasari 0

#17: One example: Vore In other words, being turned on by the idea of being eaten alive, eating others alive, or observing someone else getting eaten alive

I think people who aren't into kinky sex are weird "normal" ex gets boring after a while

emodude44 0

You can act out the extreme fetishes in roleplay.

kath91 0

You should've pretended you were joking too

heyyou1203 0

ha ha, my friends do stuff like that to me all the time. but hey, no shame in being kinky :-)

Go with it. Make it even more outrageous than he describes and then he'll think it was ALL a joke. And your secret is safe.

How's this a FML? Cause you made a fool out of yourself with your friend? Lame

i was thinking the same thing but thats hilarious but that turns me on too XD

DietBroccoli 0

Nothin' quite as hot as a kinky/feisty girl ;)

Um.. so what if you like to get tied up? Are you some sort of bible banger? What the **** is this shit? I wonder if the people who actually let these go by are all just 14 years old, or if that's the sort of audience they want. If so, **** that.

BikerMike 0

whip me beat me teach me love use me abuse me make me feel wanted

KarelPhoenix 0

I agree with #4. But also. Its more fun that way. ;]