By i.ask.you.how. - 12/07/2009 06:05 - United States

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Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 572
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So? Nothing to be ashamed of.

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lol nasty! But I think a lot of people secretly like that kind of stuff. :)

How is that nasty? It's a normal thing. Tons of people are into it, and things that are a LOT worse. Besides, how is it THAT bad that a friend knows? If he's really a friend he's won't tell everyone. OR- if people do find out you can find yourself a girl who's into that too.

Ehm my 'nasty' didn't apply to that the OP actually like to be tied up but the actual FML. I bet she felt pretty screwed after that. Its nothing to be ashamed of indeed. :)

#17 This was written by a woman. Nothing was mentioned about lesbianism. But if she is, that would make her the most awesome FMLer ever.

I think It's weird myself Oh shit! I forgot people aren't allowed to have opinions!

#17: One example: Vore In other words, being turned on by the idea of being eaten alive, eating others alive, or observing someone else getting eaten alive

I think people who aren't into kinky sex are weird "normal" ex gets boring after a while

You can act out the extreme fetishes in roleplay.

So? Nothing to be ashamed of.

You should've pretended you were joking too

ha ha, my friends do stuff like that to me all the time. but hey, no shame in being kinky :-)

Go with it. Make it even more outrageous than he describes and then he'll think it was ALL a joke. And your secret is safe.

How's this a FML? Cause you made a fool out of yourself with your friend? Lame

i was thinking the same thing but thats hilarious but that turns me on too XD

Nothin' quite as hot as a kinky/feisty girl ;)

Um.. so what if you like to get tied up? Are you some sort of bible banger? What the fuck is this shit? I wonder if the people who actually let these go by are all just 14 years old, or if that's the sort of audience they want. If so, fuck that.

whip me beat me teach me love use me abuse me make me feel wanted

I agree with #4. But also. Its more fun that way. ;]