By brbkillingmyself - 08/08/2015 22:52 - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
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DivineZero 18

I'm all for the holiday spirit, but damn, some people start in on this shit way too early

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whitevenom 12

I don't like x-mas and damn that's gotta be rough dealing with that. I feel for you.

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ssddm1 2

Suicide jokes are not funny... Also, you should not put a comma before "because." On the bright side, you can spend now until Christmas in your room learning grammar...

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irepmn 14

I hate the last comment you made.

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Einstein89 0

You really shouldn't make jokes about suicide.

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gatorgirl7563 22

Instead of having a mid-life crisis, she's having a mid-year Christmas

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lovebug177 21

Omg this FML is dark ..

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IWillEatYouAlive 16

It's almost exactly a year later. We're in August. Is she still doing this?

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