By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 23:11 - United States - Falls Church

Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML
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I had 8ft tall Christmas tree thrown at me by my mother a few days ago while she's screaming "mother fucking Christmas chEEEEEAAAAARRRR" so I feel your pain.

The Bourne Ultimatum: Christmas Edition

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The Bourne Ultimatum: Christmas Edition

moms are always getting stuck "making Christmas", doing the decorations, cookies, shopping for gifts and cooking! I wanna kick my husband's ass every time he says "cant I just relax, its Christmas" I wanna freaking relax too jerk! . . . obviously I feel OP's moms pain. . .

I had 8ft tall Christmas tree thrown at me by my mother a few days ago while she's screaming "mother fucking Christmas chEEEEEAAAAARRRR" so I feel your pain.

Haha mum rage! She must be like a female hulk to throw an 8ft tree at you. Haha. I envision it soaring access the tree lot. Haha.

Oh yes! Very majestic before it caused me bodily harm. it was a beautiful tree before she promptly grabbed it by the middle and charged at me with it.

I feel like this would've made a great FML on its own.

Haha probably!

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Better get decorating!

Or just tell her you're Claus-trophobic

That might make the mom stocking stuff her boot up OP's ass.

"ho ho ho" "stop it Patrick, you're. scaring him"

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Ho ho h-oh no I'm sorry.

Play Christmas songs 24/7 until she gets sick of it *evil laugh*

So that's like two or three hours of radio? You're an evil genius.

No such thing as too much Christmas music.

Y'all muthafuckas need Jesus.

And Xanax for their mum

That doesn't even make sense.

Yeah, just like the illuminati, it doesn't make sense.

Have fun with all that Christmas spirit

Deck the halls with boughs of holly...