The second coming of congress?

The third coming of Bill Clinton

#9 False. Bill Clinton came more than 3 times in office alone

Don't forget about Hillary

I think it's clear that we are talking about a new, zombie based government here... Come on people

No one mentioned above is dead....

I think she just watched "This is the End" movie

the cuming of me

Boo

I mean hey you never know. Like I'm ready just in case.

hmmm. guess she thinks she will be left behind.

Nobody needs to know that, 57.

I think she is playing too much Bio-Shock...

Well I definitely am, can't even front...

It's not the first time. It happened during Clinton's presidency, too. It sucks but it's nothing to be scared of. Essential government functions are still working.

That's not entirely true. I don't know about anywhere else, but in my state, Medicaid and Wic have stopped. Neither one of those affect me directly, but it sucks for those it does affect.

And some woman tried to ram her car through the gates of the White House and ran over several cops with her 18 month old baby in the car.

she had PND

Shit, it's the 50s all over again!

Personally, I've been stashing away cheez-its. There's no guarantee on the food in the afterlife being any good....

First, put a vacation hold on your mail...

Good thinking, 14. Don't want to be stranded for eternity with nothing but Ramen noodles.

I'd just lay on the grass naked

make sure u got lots of twinkies

You don't need to be so rude. I could counter argue and speak about the "nuts" who believe nothing exploded and created everything.

And because I know if anyone finds this I'm going to get thumbed down, just think about this first. If you asked me where I got my cellphone, and I told you that I picked it up on the beach, because after millions of years of being in the ocean, different metal particles bounced together and formed it, and then it washed on shore and I picked it up, you would laugh in my face. Yet people have the audacity to tell me something as complicated as the nerves in my human hand evolved? Please. If anything science shows design everywhere, proves there must be a creator. Our bodies and the world around us is far too complex to be accidental or random.

Your fucking retarted