Jaws

By Anonymous - 17/05/2020 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was violently sick. There was so much vomit forcing itself out that I dislocated my jaw. I continued throwing up with a dislocated jaw for an hour or so. FML

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tounces7 27

Sunday 17 May 2020 6:30

I can only imagine the amount of pain that would be.

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tounces7 27

Sunday 17 May 2020 6:30

I can only imagine the amount of pain that would be.

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