Not funny. Boring.

and this is an fml because you enjoy drinking? that's pretty lame... if you don't like it change dur. *YDI*

You really do deserve it, OP. It would be alright to do that for something outside of work but not for your work...

Sounds platitudinous. At least you have a favorite activity. Do you know what mine is? None. All any activity serves to do is depress me further. Here I am, witha brain the size of a planet, and I never get the opportunity to put it to use. When I do it on my own, I invariably depress myself even more. Oh, God, I'm so depressed. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

Why do people keep rating this copy/paste spam comment up? You're more annoying than legonut.

Sorry if I'm bringing you down. However, I think it's better for me to inform you of the futility of anything you do now, rather than for you to discover it on your own and waste years of effort. That would just be dreadful, much like anything else in life. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

Marvin_Android needs to learn how to stfu.

It could have been worse.. imagine it would be "masturbating" not an FML

at least it wasn't sex I can imagine the creepy look on his face when he asks wanna go for a drink

I have the saaaaame problem. Say, you're awfully adept for being a hybrid kitten/frog.

whatever the secret question is, I always just put my name.

yeah me too cause I almost always use the same password everywhere, so I don't really need secret questions.. and when I do need them for some reason or another, I never remember what I set the answer to :/

lmao, I know right?

or masturbation, jacking off, or fuckingmy managerslife

lol. Am I the only one who uses the "who is your favorite author question?" Bunch of boozers.

Unfortunately, i have an extensive list of favorite authors which renders me incapable of using said question.

I also like many different authors. When I have to answer the question I just go through my list until I find the right one. It's not that hard and I know the question would be hard for anyone else to answer. :/

No, but drinking alcohol is.