By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML
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FYLDeep 25

That's a great line. It's too bad he didn't save it for when he had a good opportunity to use it. Something like: "Where's my keys?" "Right there in front of you on the table." "Oh I can't believe I missed that." "I guess we just aren't looking at things in the same way."

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Jazzo 1
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o there's a joker in the house

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Jazzo 1
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o there's a joker in the house

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dre_bro11 12
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why are you complaining? if he's that much of an ass why would you stay?

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IronZombie 0
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her lazy eyed ass doesn't have a very good outlook when it comes to attracting guys lol

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MrCatman1125 2
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He sounds funny, that's why she liked him, assumably

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violetsweety 26

Haha.

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fugachumi 0
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That's fucking hilarious

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rottentomatoes 7
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No, he's a douchebag.

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sierracn97 5

well at least he accepts you for who you are

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percawesome 0

Hope you're kidding

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mariluvs 0

jaja^^

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FYLDeep 25

That's a great line. It's too bad he didn't save it for when he had a good opportunity to use it. Something like: "Where's my keys?" "Right there in front of you on the table." "Oh I can't believe I missed that." "I guess we just aren't looking at things in the same way."

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theten_fml 9

how long did it take you to think of that?

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FYLDeep 25

Not that long.

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percawesome 0

6 what answer do you expect? "Aw yeah ya got me, I stewed on that for a good half hour"? Lol

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FYLDeep 25

You know what nevermind. He probably was holding onto that line. I bet since he was breaking up he must have been like, "Fuck it, I got one chance left to say this."

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takeapieandrun 9

Stop posting random shit. The FML before this one was about your boyfriend too, except you didn't break up.

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missrit 0
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lol #8, it's not the same person posting it! It's selected by the Skins Cast members today!

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takeapieandrun 9

Yes! I got moderated! Thanks for clearing that up btw.

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stevenmx86 7
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6, not trying to start anything but that would have been a waste of the line too as that is also not funny...

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FYLDeep 25

Wasn't going for something that funny. I was more trying to illustrate that he could have used that line as a response to something she said. It didn't make much sense just to day it in passing.

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shame hey, you where not seeing eye to eye.

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Andrew_Nelson 4
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That comment just gave me cancer...

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maybaybe 0
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That's horrible! Be glad he's gone.

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jobint_fml 0
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that blows.. good riddance I guess..

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surferchick96 0

hes an ass. ull beh fine!

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UpsidedownKayak 9

My eyes have gone cross reading that!

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Bill3485 3
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ull beh sahrry fer saiyan dat tu hurr. oh god that is challenging to do.

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rinSa_fml 0
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this "girl" (SkinsCastSelection) just translate stories from the french version of FML.

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