By Josh - 27/09/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML
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SnigglePoop 3

Put a menacing face on and mabye you'll get a discount ;)

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perdix 29

They're nice to you because you pay them. Follow the money. If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence. She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.

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EvilPotato 14

Stop looking angry and upset all the time.

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you_and_me_fml 8

Keep it up and I sense a discount coming your way

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

That's when u shanked her am I right?

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flagg1888 3

I found out the real reason she was so nice to you....It's their job!!

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Damn_Hippster 11

You know your therapist is good when...

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Damn_Hippster 11

You know your therapist is good when...

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Damn_Hippster 11

Oh the joys of hitting the submit button twice. Stupid iPhone

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YourEvilHero 12

aren't they suppose to be nice anyways?

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LiyIa_fml 8

Why did you need a therapist in the first place? If it wad for anger managment, time tk get a new one! :D

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Keyman1212 14

OP, you need to stop your knife sharpening hobby. At least do it in private, not in front of your therapist.

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smileyxo4 5

98- Rob You Silly (Durty Rob) & OP, I'm curious as to how you found this information out?

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smileyxo4 5

Like did your therapist just tell you? That'd be a reason to stab her

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mongooses 2

You shoulda stood up and acted really angry, brought your arm back for a punch, and sat back down laughing.

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SnigglePoop 3

Put a menacing face on and mabye you'll get a discount ;)

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docscientist 9

Then she might mistake op as a criminal mentalist. Or a criminist

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rexgar2000 10

do you have a background of violent activity? O.o

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panvicka 16

or she will pay you if you leave with your hands up

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that_band_nerd 22

Why not both? ...and that kids, is how the knifnana was made!

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Zelion 0

Look on the bright side, probably no one messes with you!

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mea_iloveskiing 26

Do that mr. bean scene when he pretends to take the weapon out of his jacket just to scare her :)

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MrsPegg 45

"Give me the Xanax and no one gets hurt!!!" lmao, but damn OP! Usually the psychologist is the one doing the mind control! FYL

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dreamering 16

Apparently you have expressed the will to stab people.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

So what's your choice of shiv, OP? Chicken bone, fork, or the good ol' classic knife?

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HomeAl0ne 20

I stab them with fire. Not only does it do double damage, it confuses the **** out of them.

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perdix 29

They're nice to you because you pay them. Follow the money. If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence. She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.

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revanche 2

I was about to write a reply stating people actually have problems nd this helped...... but then I saw it was perdix....no1 takes him serious

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pineapplefiend 13

I'm a little afraid to say YDI. Just in case.

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