By Josh - 27/09/2011 05:14 - United States
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Stop looking angry and upset all the time.
She's a crappy therapist then...
I found out the real reason she was so nice to you....It's their job!!
you should go stab her now :D
OP, you need to stop your knife sharpening hobby. At least do it in private, not in front of your therapist.
Stay away from the rapists!
You shoulda stood up and acted really angry, brought your arm back for a punch, and sat back down laughing.
Put a menacing face on and mabye you'll get a discount ;)
Then she might mistake op as a criminal mentalist. Or a criminist
Discount? Don't pay at all :D
or she will pay you if you leave with your hands up
What did you just say?! *stabs* xD
Why not both? ...and that kids, is how the knifnana was made!
Look on the bright side, probably no one messes with you!
Do that mr. bean scene when he pretends to take the weapon out of his jacket just to scare her :)
Hahaha that's the best
"Give me the Xanax and no one gets hurt!!!" lmao, but damn OP! Usually the psychologist is the one doing the mind control! FYL
Apparently you have expressed the will to stab people.
NO I HAVE NOT!!!!! *Stab*
So what's your choice of shiv, OP? Chicken bone, fork, or the good ol' classic knife?
I choose machete...
I stab them with fire. Not only does it do double damage, it confuses the fuck out of them.
Euphemism?
Or a hard candy-shaped dick?
^ euphemism?
They're nice to you because you pay them. Follow the money. If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence. She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.
^^^ Life as it is, by Perdix.
I'm a little afraid to say YDI. Just in case.
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Put a menacing face on and mabye you'll get a discount ;)
They're nice to you because you pay them. Follow the money. If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence. She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.