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SnigglePoop
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Put a menacing face on and mabye you'll get a discount ;)
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perdix
| 29
They're nice to you because you pay them. Follow the money.
If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence.
She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.
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Burr520
| 3
Happens all the time
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EvilPotato
| 14
Stop looking angry and upset all the time.
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Jaxx66
| 21
She's a crappy therapist then...
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you_and_me_fml
| 8
Keep it up and I sense a discount coming your way
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
That's when u shanked her am I right?
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flagg1888
| 3
I found out the real reason she was so nice to you....It's their job!!
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
You know your therapist is good when...
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
You know your therapist is good when...
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
Oh the joys of hitting the submit button twice. Stupid iPhone
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YourEvilHero
| 12
aren't they suppose to be nice anyways?
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LiyIa_fml
| 8
Why did you need a therapist in the first place? If it wad for anger managment, time tk get a new one! :D
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SCREAM4meeee
| 0
you should go stab her now :D
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Keyman1212
| 14
OP, you need to stop your knife sharpening hobby. At least do it in private, not in front of your therapist.
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smileyxo4
| 5
98- Rob You Silly (Durty Rob)
& OP, I'm curious as to how you found this information out?
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smileyxo4
| 5
Like did your therapist just tell you? That'd be a reason to stab her
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schrodingersdog
| 4
Stay away from the rapists!
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mongooses
| 2
You shoulda stood up and acted really angry, brought your arm back for a punch, and sat back down laughing.
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SnigglePoop
| 3
Put a menacing face on and mabye you'll get a discount ;)
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docscientist
| 9
Then she might mistake op as a criminal mentalist. Or a criminist
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SHANK_a_F00
| 4
Discount? Don't pay at all :D
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rexgar2000
| 10
do you have a background of violent activity? O.o
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
My therapist told my mom I was a ticking time bomb although Im a normal calm guy. All they want is to make up reasons for you to be there to get that dough.
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panvicka
| 16
or she will pay you if you leave with your hands up
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Bertj
| 5
What did you just say?! *stabs* xD
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futtbuck101
| 1
Knife or banana??
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that_band_nerd
| 22
Why not both?
...and that kids, is how the knifnana was made!
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Zelion
| 0
Look on the bright side, probably no one messes with you!
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mea_iloveskiing
| 24
Do that mr. bean scene when he pretends to take the weapon out of his jacket just to scare her :)
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bonnie789
| 1
Hahaha that's the best
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BreyBBY
| 0
Mr bean is awesome :)
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MrsPegg
| 45
"Give me the Xanax and no one gets hurt!!!"
lmao, but damn OP! Usually the psychologist is the one doing the mind control! FYL
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dreamering
| 16
Apparently you have expressed the will to stab people.
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Deamoner
| 0
NO I HAVE NOT!!!!! *Stab*
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
So what's your choice of shiv, OP?
Chicken bone, fork, or the good ol' classic knife?
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
I choose machete...
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
I stab them with fire. Not only does it do double damage, it confuses the fuck out of them.
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saIty
| 17
What if OP was planning on stabbing her... with a pickle.
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Enslaved
| 36
Euphemism?
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xleanne_aLly
| 23
Or a hard candy-shaped dick?
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absolutegrrr
| 7
^ euphemism?
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drewfus2
| 6
Giggity
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perdix
| 29
They're nice to you because you pay them. Follow the money.
If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence.
She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.
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opendoorclosed
| 8
^^^ Life as it is, by Perdix.
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revanche
| 2
I was about to write a reply stating people actually have problems nd this helped...... but then I saw it was perdix....no1 takes him serious
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pineapplefiend
| 13
I'm a little afraid to say YDI. Just in case.
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