Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML
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Josh
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27/9/2011 05:14
- United States
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Burr520
| 3
Happens all the time
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EvilPotato
| 14
Stop looking angry and upset all the time.
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Jaxx66
| 21
She's a crappy therapist then...
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you_and_me_fml
| 8
Keep it up and I sense a discount coming your way
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
That's when u shanked her am I right?
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flagg1888
| 3
I found out the real reason she was so nice to you....It's their job!!
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
You know your therapist is good when...
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
You know your therapist is good when...
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
Oh the joys of hitting the submit button twice. Stupid iPhone
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YourEvilHero
| 12
aren't they suppose to be nice anyways?
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LiyIa_fml
| 8
Why did you need a therapist in the first place? If it wad for anger managment, time tk get a new one! :D
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SCREAM4meeee
| 0
you should go stab her now :D
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Keyman1212
| 14
OP, you need to stop your knife sharpening hobby. At least do it in private, not in front of your therapist.
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smileyxo4
| 5
98- Rob You Silly (Durty Rob)
& OP, I'm curious as to how you found this information out?
& OP, I'm curious as to how you found this information out?
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smileyxo4
| 5
Like did your therapist just tell you? That'd be a reason to stab her
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schrodingersdog
| 4
Stay away from the rapists!
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mongooses
| 2
You shoulda stood up and acted really angry, brought your arm back for a punch, and sat back down laughing.
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SnigglePoop
| 3
Put a menacing face on and mabye you'll get a discount ;)
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docscientist
| 9
Then she might mistake op as a criminal mentalist. Or a criminist
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SHANK_a_F00
| 4
Discount? Don't pay at all :D
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rexgar2000
| 10
do you have a background of violent activity? O.o
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
My therapist told my mom I was a ticking time bomb although Im a normal calm guy. All they want is to make up reasons for you to be there to get that dough.
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panvicka
| 16
or she will pay you if you leave with your hands up
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Bertj
| 5
What did you just say?! *stabs* xD
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futtbuck101
| 1
Knife or banana??
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that_band_nerd
| 22
Why not both?
...and that kids, is how the knifnana was made!
...and that kids, is how the knifnana was made!
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Zelion
| 0
Look on the bright side, probably no one messes with you!
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
Do that mr. bean scene when he pretends to take the weapon out of his jacket just to scare her :)
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bonnie789
| 1
Hahaha that's the best
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BreyBBY
| 0
Mr bean is awesome :)
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MrsPegg
| 45
"Give me the Xanax and no one gets hurt!!!"
lmao, but damn OP! Usually the psychologist is the one doing the mind control! FYL
lmao, but damn OP! Usually the psychologist is the one doing the mind control! FYL
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dreamering
| 16
Apparently you have expressed the will to stab people.
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Deamoner
| 0
NO I HAVE NOT!!!!! *Stab*
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
So what's your choice of shiv, OP?
Chicken bone, fork, or the good ol' classic knife?
Chicken bone, fork, or the good ol' classic knife?
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
I choose machete...
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
I stab them with fire. Not only does it do double damage, it confuses the fuck out of them.
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saIty
| 17
What if OP was planning on stabbing her... with a pickle.
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Enslaved
| 36
Euphemism?
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xleanne_aLly
| 23
Or a hard candy-shaped dick?
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absolutegrrr
| 7
^ euphemism?
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drewfus2
| 6
Giggity
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perdix
| 29
They're nice to you because you pay them. Follow the money.
If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence.
She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.
If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence.
She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.
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opendoorclosed
| 8
^^^ Life as it is, by Perdix.
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revanche
| 2
I was about to write a reply stating people actually have problems nd this helped...... but then I saw it was perdix....no1 takes him serious
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pineapplefiend
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I'm a little afraid to say YDI. Just in case.
If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence.
She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.