FML : Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me...

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Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Josh / Tuesday 27 September 2011 05:14 / United States

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By SnigglePoop | 3

#3354779 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:49

Put a menacing face on and mabye you'll get a discount ;)

By perdix | 29

#3354796 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:56

They're nice to you because you pay them. Follow the money.

If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence.

She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.

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By Burr520 | 3

#3354777 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:48

Happens all the time

EvilPotato | 14

#3354877 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:19

Stop looking angry and upset all the time.

Jaxx66 | 21

#3354940 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:35

She's a crappy therapist then...

you_and_me_fml | 8

#3355009 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:55

Keep it up and I sense a discount coming your way

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#3355023 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:05

That's when u shanked her am I right?

flagg1888 | 3

#3355025 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:06

I found out the real reason she was so nice to you....It's their job!!

Damn_Hippster | 11

#3355033 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:07

You know your therapist is good when...

Damn_Hippster | 11

#3355035 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:07

You know your therapist is good when...

Damn_Hippster | 11

#3355045 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:10

Oh the joys of hitting the submit button twice. Stupid iPhone

YourEvilHero | 12

#3355052 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:13

aren't they suppose to be nice anyways?

LiyIa_fml | 8

#3355193 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:20

Why did you need a therapist in the first place? If it wad for anger managment, time tk get a new one! :D

SCREAM4meeee | 0

#3355396 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:36

you should go stab her now :D

Keyman1212 | 14

#3355594 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:29

OP, you need to stop your knife sharpening hobby. At least do it in private, not in front of your therapist.

smileyxo4 | 5

#3358455 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:53

98- Rob You Silly (Durty Rob)

& OP, I'm curious as to how you found this information out?

smileyxo4 | 5

#3358469 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:54

Like did your therapist just tell you? That'd be a reason to stab her

schrodingersdog | 4

#3361790 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 21:43

Stay away from the rapists!

mongooses | 2

#3362297 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:56

You shoulda stood up and acted really angry, brought your arm back for a punch, and sat back down laughing.

By SnigglePoop | 3

#3354779 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:49

Put a menacing face on and mabye you'll get a discount ;)

docscientist | 9

#3355134 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:48

Then she might mistake op as a criminal mentalist. Or a criminist

SHANK_a_F00 | 4

#3355172 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:09

Discount? Don't pay at all :D

rexgar2000 | 10

#3355277 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:54

do you have a background of violent activity? O.o

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3355683 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:52

My therapist told my mom I was a ticking time bomb although Im a normal calm guy. All they want is to make up reasons for you to be there to get that dough.

panvicka | 16

#3356506 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:42

or she will pay you if you leave with your hands up

By Bertj | 5

#3354781 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:49

What did you just say?! *stabs* xD

futtbuck101 | 1

#3355643 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:40

Knife or banana??

that_band_nerd | 22

#5813748 - Thursday 2 January 2014 8:02

Why not both?

...and that kids, is how the knifnana was made!

By Zelion | 0

#3354782 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:50

Look on the bright side, probably no one messes with you!

By mea_iloveskiing | 26

#3354784 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:51

Do that mr. bean scene when he pretends to take the weapon out of his jacket just to scare her :)

bonnie789 | 1

#3354938 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:35

Hahaha that's the best

BreyBBY | 0

#3355038 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:07

Mr bean is awesome :)

By MrsPegg | 45

#3354787 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:51

"Give me the Xanax and no one gets hurt!!!"

lmao, but damn OP! Usually the psychologist is the one doing the mind control! FYL

By dreamering | 16

#3354792 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:53

Apparently you have expressed the will to stab people.

Deamoner | 0

#3355151 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:56

NO I HAVE NOT!!!!! *Stab*

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3355237 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:35

So what's your choice of shiv, OP?

Chicken bone, fork, or the good ol' classic knife?

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3355417 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:46

I choose machete...

HomeAl0ne | 20

#3357634 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:24

I stab them with fire. Not only does it do double damage, it confuses the fuck out of them.

By saIty | 17

#3354794 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:54

What if OP was planning on stabbing her... with a pickle.

Enslaved | 36

#3354890 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:22

Euphemism?

xleanne_aLly | 23

#3354929 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:33

Or a hard candy-shaped dick?

absolutegrrr | 7

#3355308 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:05

^ euphemism?

drewfus2 | 6

#3356761 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 21:57

Giggity

By perdix | 29

#3354796 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:56

opendoorclosed | 8

#3355503 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:09

^^^ Life as it is, by Perdix.

revanche | 2

#3358532 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:11

I was about to write a reply stating people actually have problems nd this helped...... but then I saw it was perdix....no1 takes him serious

By pineapplefiend | 13

#3354804 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:58

I'm a little afraid to say YDI. Just in case.

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