Health: Dancing queen

Dancing queen

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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By LondonKitsch - 26/06/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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By LetItRip - 12/07/2012 20:35 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 17 January 2011 20:05

Way to deploy the retro-rockets to ensure a soft landing!

Doortje 29

Monday 17 January 2011 20:09

Since you were demonstrating, did everyone repeat your exact moves? Including the long fart?

Comments

Molord1 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:01

lol

perdix 29

Monday 17 January 2011 20:05

Way to deploy the retro-rockets to ensure a soft landing!

FYLDeep 25

Monday 17 January 2011 21:09

Yeah, but the whole room probably smells like sulfur now from all the released gases.

keneko_kills_you 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 4:10

nice

No_LoveMM 3

Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:11

I agree. Safety first!

babyfirefly905 0

Friday 4 February 2011 12:03

lmao....nice one

SpartanCEL 6

Sunday 30 June 2013 14:29

And we have touchdown!!!

youprobablydidit 3

Monday 17 January 2011 20:07

Holy shit. I would die if that happened to me.

nathan5 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:40

You die if you fart?

WeeGee_fml 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 7:56

is that some kind of disease or condition? well I guess that means stay the hell away from beans for you

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Tuesday 18 January 2011 10:18

This kind of puts "explosive diarrhea" to a whole new level.

ahc123 4

Friday 22 March 2013 4:51

Haha. This HAS happened to me:/

Doortje 29

Monday 17 January 2011 20:09

Since you were demonstrating, did everyone repeat your exact moves? Including the long fart?

Watermelon2011 6

Monday 17 January 2011 20:13

lol

daaron 3

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:54

cute damn that sucks shouldve strectch never wouldve happen btw can't you control you ass too do silent ones

RDiaz 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 4:43

hahahahahaha!!

SydneyG 0

Friday 1 July 2011 4:31

Bro that's embarressing lmfao but funny as hell if everyone did that too

sweethang26 7

Tuesday 21 August 2012 5:34

Round. Of. Applause.

angel080394 7

Monday 17 January 2011 20:10

thats so embarrassing! at least you can do the splits tho!

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 17 January 2011 20:12

I suspect the teacher asked you to demonstrate a "Fouetté jeté" and you heard it as "fart jet". I've made that mistake myself.

beccusmaximus 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:07

Lol, every dancer only makes this mistake once.

iRichiq 3

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:01

was the picture taken WHILE it happend, or when u smelt that it did?

Ninjafriends 1

Monday 17 January 2011 20:14

If your fart wasn't propelling you off the ground, you would have completed the splits in one or two seconds.

BrittyBFMV 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:53

lmao!

Miss_Michaela 10

Monday 17 January 2011 20:16

Hahaha! Oh dear. Next time you know to keep away from the curry the night before. Could have been worse. You could have 'sharted' yourself. :P

ryno00005 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:48

lmfao

IronZombie 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:02

u farted for 5 full seconds? why not stop yourself as soon as you started? or do you have 0 control of your gas. must suck for whoever has to work next to you if that's the case