Dancing queen

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
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perdix 29

Way to deploy the retro-rockets to ensure a soft landing!

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Doortje 29
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Since you were demonstrating, did everyone repeat your exact moves? Including the long fart?

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perdix 29

Way to deploy the retro-rockets to ensure a soft landing!

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FYLDeep 25

Yeah, but the whole room probably smells like sulfur now from all the released gases.

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No_LoveMM 3
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I agree. Safety first!

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babyfirefly905 0

lmao....nice one

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SpartanCEL 6
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And we have touchdown!!!

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youprobablydidit 3
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Holy shit. I would die if that happened to me.

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nathan5 0
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You die if you fart?

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WeeGee_fml 0
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is that some kind of disease or condition? well I guess that means stay the hell away from beans for you

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4
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This kind of puts "explosive diarrhea" to a whole new level.

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ahc123 4
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Haha. This HAS happened to me:/

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Doortje 29
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Since you were demonstrating, did everyone repeat your exact moves? Including the long fart?

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Watermelon2011 6

lol

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daaron 3

cute damn that sucks shouldve strectch never wouldve happen btw can't you control you ass too do silent ones

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RDiaz 0
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hahahahahaha!!

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SydneyG 0

Bro that's embarressing lmfao but funny as hell if everyone did that too

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sweethang26 7
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Round. Of. Applause.

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angel080394 7
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thats so embarrassing! at least you can do the splits tho!

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HomeAl0ne 20
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I suspect the teacher asked you to demonstrate a "Fouetté jeté" and you heard it as "fart jet". I've made that mistake myself.

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beccusmaximus 0
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Lol, every dancer only makes this mistake once.

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iRichiq 3
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was the picture taken WHILE it happend, or when u smelt that it did?

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Ninjafriends 1

If your fart wasn't propelling you off the ground, you would have completed the splits in one or two seconds.

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Miss_Michaela 10
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Hahaha! Oh dear. Next time you know to keep away from the curry the night before. Could have been worse. You could have 'sharted' yourself. :P

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IronZombie 0
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u farted for 5 full seconds? why not stop yourself as soon as you started? or do you have 0 control of your gas. must suck for whoever has to work next to you if that's the case

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madalynn 11

xDDDD

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