Dancing queen

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 030
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Way to deploy the retro-rockets to ensure a soft landing!

Since you were demonstrating, did everyone repeat your exact moves? Including the long fart?

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Way to deploy the retro-rockets to ensure a soft landing!

Yeah, but the whole room probably smells like sulfur now from all the released gases.

I agree. Safety first!

lmao....nice one

And we have touchdown!!!

Holy shit. I would die if that happened to me.

You die if you fart?

is that some kind of disease or condition? well I guess that means stay the hell away from beans for you

This kind of puts "explosive diarrhea" to a whole new level.

Haha. This HAS happened to me:/

Since you were demonstrating, did everyone repeat your exact moves? Including the long fart?

cute damn that sucks shouldve strectch never wouldve happen btw can't you control you ass too do silent ones

hahahahahaha!!

Bro that's embarressing lmfao but funny as hell if everyone did that too

Round. Of. Applause.

thats so embarrassing! at least you can do the splits tho!

I suspect the teacher asked you to demonstrate a "Fouetté jeté" and you heard it as "fart jet". I've made that mistake myself.

Lol, every dancer only makes this mistake once.

was the picture taken WHILE it happend, or when u smelt that it did?

If your fart wasn't propelling you off the ground, you would have completed the splits in one or two seconds.

Hahaha! Oh dear. Next time you know to keep away from the curry the night before. Could have been worse. You could have 'sharted' yourself. :P

u farted for 5 full seconds? why not stop yourself as soon as you started? or do you have 0 control of your gas. must suck for whoever has to work next to you if that's the case