Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
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Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
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Top comments
chobitschibi1369 0
Girls pass gas, too. Its not a shocking thing. Would you rather her be so uncomfortable around you that she feels judged over a normal thing?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Niceee, women need to start acting more like this
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Comments (115)
mintcar 9
Girls do not fart, this boggles my mind that something like this actually happened. Muster the courage to ask her what went actually went on last night. And even if girls /did/ fart, it would probably smell like cherry blossoms, fresh linens or something of that sort... ....but....they don't.
UpsidedownKayak 9
Damn it Mintcar, I didn't read down far enough before I commented and it is ALL YOUR FAULT! You should have read it out to me before a mistake was made.
Kifly95 4
ok... your an idiot.
grr717 0
you are a retard and proably to girly to fart lmao get a life
xxkittyswaggww 1
please be a joke....
kezzamumma 3
Omg, that's a shit commnt if it's a joke or not, wipe your dribble please
superpastastuck 4
Dude... girls do fart. Everyone has to or their guts would explode..
tanman230 10
I can't believe how many people took this comment seriously
carpediemryders 0
This is funny, because OP thought if he didn't respond that his girlfriend might have given him some type of sexual encounter, that all guys wish for. but instead she blasted one.
RedPillSucks 31
Maybe she should dump OP and go with Mr. heart-shaped poo.
Courgette_fml 1
Wow, I can't believe it, all the new FML are a translated copy/past from the french site... o_O This one included.
ulicksam 0
Would have been much better if she thought she could rub one out.
DakotaCat 4
A giggling epidemic strikes the Fmylife community! Lock yo windows, lock yo doahs cuz dey giggling up in here!
Wudadoll7 5
ROFL! Hide ya kidz, Hide ya wifes, -andhideyahusbandstoo cuz they gigglin errebody out herre. xD
emmi98 5
lol I am totally sharing this on facebook.
Suavis 4
lol hahahahaha. lol.
11jackson11 0
u TOTs should, giiirl. :p
danz123 7
YDI for not responding when she said "are you asleep?" What did you think she'd do?
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
I guess you should have answered then, huh?
sweetGApeach420 0
at least she had the courtesy to wait till you were sleeping. well she thought you were sleeping anyways...
georggx 3
lmfao.