By BrandonDrapeau - 03/08/2015 02:57 - United States - Sparta

Today, I told my son about wet dreams, what they are and how they are normal. Afterwards, he exclaimed, "It's kinda like when I beat off, except I'm asleep! Awesome!" FML
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That has to be THE most uncomfortable sentence one could say to a parent.

Did somebody beat you to a sex talk with your son, OP? ...Now that I think about it, it was probably the internet.

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Maybe a little late there...

If he's that familiar with masturbatory lingo maybe a whole year or two late.

Well, he is 25...

at least he is happy :)

Until he gets semen stuck on his underwear with the tip of his thang attached. stuff hurts to pull off.

what? do you cum superglue?

Please use correct grammar. Also, semen is sticky like glue... what happens when some sticky dries? It sticks.

Your son is going places

or college either!

Why isn't he going to College? Cause he jerks off? That doesn't effect intelligence you know.

Yep. To the bathroom like 14 times a day.

i bet u didnt go to COLLEGE*** either

You know, I'm not one of those grammar nazi types, but if you're going to insult someone's spelling, shouldn't you spell out the word you?

U so cray cray. :D

Apply cold water to the burn!

#21, jerking off doesn't 'effect' intelligence? Are you sure it doesn't AFFECT intelligence?

this entire thread is a failure.

it is apparent that most of the people on this thread don't have a proper sense of humor to understand the joke in the first two comments . seriously the third comment sounds more like venting frustration than anything.

That has to be THE most uncomfortable sentence one could say to a parent.

I feel only slightly ashamed for immediately being able to think of even worse sentences... or more than slightly, on second thought.

I think if he said "kinda like when I fuck ____" would be the worst thing he could say.

I like this kid. He reminds me a little bit of myself.

You beat off too?! We have so much in common with OPs son!

Hah I don't think I could trust someone who says they've never masturbated.

Did somebody beat you to a sex talk with your son, OP? ...Now that I think about it, it was probably the internet.

Or messed up friends like me

In this age of unprecedented access to technology, pornography and slasher films take our children's innocence at younger and younger ages. I should know. I lost mine when I was about 8.

Neither FYL nor YDI, it's just normal as you said.

Nice son you got there…

Haha classic! At least he's honest about it and doesn't b/s about it like 90% of people. You raised a good honest kid there, you should be proud!

Awesome, you could not have been expecting that answer!