Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML
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Today, at college, I was frantically trying to finish an essay on gay rights that was due less than an hour later. In the end I failed, because the college internet filters kept classifying every single page containing the information I needed as "sex", and blocked it all. FML
Today, at school, we were supposed to say something that we are thankful for. When I was about to speak, one of the girls at my table said, "It's okay, you can say PornHub." FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
Today, my girlfriend filmed a video about violence in sexual relationships for a class. I expected a monologue kind of thing. She then told me it was an example video of an encounter with a male classmate. She showed me. It’s pretty much porn. FML
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Top comments
lifeisprettygood 0
that's awesome! gay **** is far superior to straight **** anyways. have you seen straight **** actors? there's a reason gay **** actors get paid more than other **** actors.
VladAlex 0
lol sounds like a fun class
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Comments (91)
bugwub 0
That sounds like it would be more fun than talking about real news to me, but I'm not trying to be a journalist.
FrenchToast94 0
Win^
DjeePee 25
Talking about gay **** must be hilarious. Why complain?
brannyh 0
If you try to have a conversation with me, you will get the same result
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
your point being...?
Noname7453 0
Sexy
LouieLZ 5
What are you complaining about? that ain't bad. you just talked of other stuff. that's cooler than paying attention u know?
mitchem 3
so how did the conversation work it's way towards that?
DocBastard 40
I see it happening thusly: Teacher: Anybody see anything interesting in the news? Student 1: The republicans over in the US beat the democrats. Teacher: Boooring. Student 2: Prince William got engaged. Teacher: Pedestrian. Student 3: One of the Chilean miners ran the NYC marathon. Teacher: Um...yeah. Gay **** is cool. Student 1: Yeah! And fashion!
jjhester 0
^ super win
mitchem 3
Principal: did I just hear you say something about gay ****? teacher/students: yep it's amazing isn't it? principal:...........carry on then
Djosef_fml 0
Doc, you forgot the mandatory bitching about the ''Moldovan language''. Had this happen in Moldova, it would be a mandatory bitching about ''those damn Romanian talking and writing exactly like us''.
mintcar 10
Well if you're not interested in any of those then I can see how this is an FML.
ImaginaryFoe 1
It doesn't really seem like a bad thing but if it sucked for you YDI for not doing your research. No news in all of Romania? Sounds impossible but if it's true, there is always world news.
1990TD 6
Uhhmm. Hi, I study Journalism as well.And you know what? You must know pretty much about everything. Also, you must be open for every subject in the whole damn world. You'll suck as a journalist of you continue this way of thinking... therefor, YDI!
mzeemzima 0
why is everybody thinking this is a good thing are any of you guys straight goddammit and true fat OP FYL
Erissa 2
I'm straight, and I love gay **** and fashion design. Not just gays like gay ****, welcome to reality
Noname7453 0
Straight our not gay **** its better
StaciCarol 2
Ah, gay **** and fashion designers. Sounds like a good days work for me.
mrbeastmode 0
your pic creeps me out -_-
MoldinRooster 0
That's Awesome. I Wish My Class Was Like That. :D
TibbysMusic 1
My class is like it! Haha it rocks!