Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at college, I was frantically trying to finish an essay on gay rights that was due less than an hour later. In the end I failed, because the college internet filters kept classifying every single page containing the information I needed as "sex", and blocked it all. FML
Today, at school, we were supposed to say something that we are thankful for. When I was about to speak, one of the girls at my table said, "It's okay, you can say PornHub." FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
Today, my girlfriend filmed a video about violence in sexual relationships for a class. I expected a monologue kind of thing. She then told me it was an example video of an encounter with a male classmate. She showed me. It’s pretty much porn. FML
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Top comments
lifeisprettygood 0
that's awesome! gay **** is far superior to straight **** anyways. have you seen straight **** actors? there's a reason gay **** actors get paid more than other **** actors.
VladAlex 0
lol sounds like a fun class
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Comments (91)
amandapanda8D 0
how is this FML?
sumnerr 0
haha u said hard. gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
birds_fml 7
How is this a FML? I love it when we talk about silly stuff in class instead of learning. It's a nice break!
_lilhoney_ 0
yeh i reckon
zombieglamour_fml 0
^ lol awesome!
Jakojan 4
the only way this sounds like an FML is if you yourself are a gay fashion designer. otherwise that sounds like a fun(ny) class
loveforsoccer 0
yeah, so? I love to discuss things that are interesting to talk about! if anything, your lucky your not actually doing journalism!!!
kjbrown25 0
Gotta love the gay ****!
AnotherOutlook 0
I hope you don't pay for the class. Kindergarten is free
xgetxbentx 13
why is this an fml?
Erissa 2
I don't see the FML, it's only one class. It's boring if you don't have at least one slack day