Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML
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Today, at college, I was frantically trying to finish an essay on gay rights that was due less than an hour later. In the end I failed, because the college internet filters kept classifying every single page containing the information I needed as "sex", and blocked it all. FML
Today, at school, we were supposed to say something that we are thankful for. When I was about to speak, one of the girls at my table said, "It's okay, you can say PornHub." FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
Today, my girlfriend filmed a video about violence in sexual relationships for a class. I expected a monologue kind of thing. She then told me it was an example video of an encounter with a male classmate. She showed me. It’s pretty much porn. FML
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Top comments
lifeisprettygood 0
that's awesome! gay **** is far superior to straight **** anyways. have you seen straight **** actors? there's a reason gay **** actors get paid more than other **** actors.
VladAlex 0
lol sounds like a fun class
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Comments (91)
FYLDeep 26
Sounds just like the type of content that the news would be reporting on. Good job.
savourthisbullsh 2
Today, after trying to think up a legitimate FML to post, I failed.
tiffytiff01 0
ew.
tessybearbear 4
Are you kidding? That sounds awesome!
sweetcheeksjvl 0
Nothing like gay **** and fashion!........
bfsd42 20
Yet another case of a big huge fail. If this is an fml, then I am a fat bastard.
Driveshaft 5
Thats what you get for going to the TMZ school of journalism!
Peasanthunter_fml 0
Some topics should not be reported for the good of the people.
nesha25 8
Why is this an FML again???
Xavi89 0
it's a type of chicken you eat while you drink beer!