FML : Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of...

Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By norpedo - / Sunday 17 May 2015 19:32 / United States - Cleveland

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By Mobetta_2300 | 22

#6294554 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:40

Maybe try to put your earrings in a smarter place...

By Thoricsteam20 | 24

#6294555 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:40

Red earrings XD Yay

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By snowflake6666 | 19

#6294544 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:36

I'll luv u if u luv me ????❤️?

hufflepuffle | 13

#6294561 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:43

What are you trying to say and how does it pertain to the fml?

friedpwnadge | 25

#6294566 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:46

A piercing pain, no doubt.

dreamful_artist | 14

#6294602 - Monday 18 May 2015 19:36

What does this have to do with the fml...

jodiitiger | 13

#6294608 - Monday 18 May 2015 19:42

From that I managed to get If You Really Really Love Me stuck in my head... Great; I'm going to be singing that all night

MrConcise | 34

#6294615 - Monday 18 May 2015 19:46

We need to go deeper. It was a conscious choice to put a heart EXACTLY between groupings of four question marks and another lone question mark. What does this mean????❤?

snowflake6666 | 19

#6294666 - Monday 18 May 2015 20:31

I'm just trying to luve him cause luve is da bestest meds for le pain

MrConcise | 34

#6294670 - Monday 18 May 2015 20:38

Bait so tempting, though.

khaoticpanda | 28

#6294683 - Monday 18 May 2015 20:49

I feel like your trolling right now.

By tchopper1969 | 16

#6294545 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:37

get a throwing alarm clock

warsun | 27

#6295256 - Tuesday 19 May 2015 8:23

The fuck is that

BoxFullOfLazy | 25

#6296006 - Wednesday 20 May 2015 5:40

My regular alarm clock is a thrown alarm clock pretty much every day.

veryunhappygirl | 7

#6296094 - Wednesday 20 May 2015 8:37

What the heck is that? Please answer some one I'm intrigued

By jjmack34 | 15

#6294546 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:37

That's your insurance policy to not over sleep, right?

kdgsmiley | 23

#6294579 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:59

Early to bed, early to rise...early to cries?

By Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#6294547 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:38

Well I'm sure that woke you up nicely.

asherm | 15

#6294589 - Monday 18 May 2015 19:21

I was going to say about the same. Like a tack on snooze button.... That'll do the trick

lyricalservant | 21

#6294646 - Monday 18 May 2015 20:07

not sure abt the nice part but that's one way of waking up. Wincing in pain

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#6294664 - Monday 18 May 2015 20:29

That was definitely sarcasm. :P

BitchBeCray | 12

#6294682 - Monday 18 May 2015 20:49

Attack on Snooze Button
Shingeki no Snooze Button

By BananaCoconutty | 24

#6294549 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:38

Maybe you should go to some "hand eye coordination" lessons

OvO_XoB | 5

#6294716 - Monday 18 May 2015 21:41

e_is_for_eli | 12

#6295013 - Tuesday 19 May 2015 2:21

fairly sure the fact that OP was "barely conscious" had more to do with the incident than their hand-eye coordination

By Mobetta_2300 | 22

#6294554 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:40

Maybe try to put your earrings in a smarter place...

jadeleepenguin | 29

#6295099 - Tuesday 19 May 2015 4:59

Like in her ears, where they belong.

jryan2 | 15

#6295101 - Tuesday 19 May 2015 5:03

Not when she's sleeping! Imagine if she laid on one and it pierced her neck ?

By Thoricsteam20 | 24

#6294555 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:40

Red earrings XD Yay

By ASeeR | 14

#6294558 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:41

Im always saying that snoozing is a bad idea

By dessie5678 | 4

#6294560 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:43

No words

Farmillionaire | 8

#6294565 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:45

No upvotes.

fpants2010 | 18

#6295035 - Tuesday 19 May 2015 3:18

So why comment?

shutupshane12 | 12

#6295083 - Tuesday 19 May 2015 4:39

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By ninjamadi | 16

#6294567 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:47

ow!!!! sorry OP. I've stepped on them before but never in my hand. that hurts to think about!

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