Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML
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Mobetta_2300
| 22
Maybe try to put your earrings in a smarter place...
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Thoricsteam20
| 24
Red earrings XD Yay
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snowflake6666
| 19
I'll luv u if u luv me ????❤️?
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hufflepuffle
| 13
What are you trying to say and how does it pertain to the fml?
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friedpwnadge
| 25
A piercing pain, no doubt.
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dreamful_artist
| 14
What does this have to do with the fml...
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jodiitiger
| 13
From that I managed to get If You Really Really Love Me stuck in my head... Great; I'm going to be singing that all night
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MrConcise
| 34
We need to go deeper. It was a conscious choice to put a heart EXACTLY between groupings of four question marks and another lone question mark. What does this mean????❤?
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snowflake6666
| 19
I'm just trying to luve him cause luve is da bestest meds for le pain
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MrConcise
| 34
Bait so tempting, though.
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khaoticpanda
| 28
I feel like your trolling right now.
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tchopper1969
| 16
get a throwing alarm clock
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warsun
| 27
The fuck is that
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BoxFullOfLazy
| 25
My regular alarm clock is a thrown alarm clock pretty much every day.
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veryunhappygirl
| 7
What the heck is that? Please answer some one I'm intrigued
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jjmack34
| 15
That's your insurance policy to not over sleep, right?
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kdgsmiley
| 23
Early to bed, early to rise...early to cries?
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 49
Well I'm sure that woke you up nicely.
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asherm
| 15
I was going to say about the same. Like a tack on snooze button.... That'll do the trick
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lyricalservant
| 21
not sure abt the nice part but that's one way of waking up. Wincing in pain
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 49
That was definitely sarcasm. :P
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BitchBeCray
| 12
Attack on Snooze Button
Shingeki no Snooze Button
Shingeki no Snooze Button
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BananaCoconutty
| 24
Maybe you should go to some "hand eye coordination" lessons
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OvO_XoB
| 5
??
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e_is_for_eli
| 12
fairly sure the fact that OP was "barely conscious" had more to do with the incident than their hand-eye coordination
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Mobetta_2300
| 22
Maybe try to put your earrings in a smarter place...
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jadeleepenguin
| 29
Like in her ears, where they belong.
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jryan2
| 15
Not when she's sleeping! Imagine if she laid on one and it pierced her neck ?
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Thoricsteam20
| 24
Red earrings XD Yay
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ASeeR
| 14
Im always saying that snoozing is a bad idea
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dessie5678
| 4
No words
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Farmillionaire
| 8
No upvotes.
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fpants2010
| 18
So why comment?
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shutupshane12
| 12
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ninjamadi
| 16
ow!!!! sorry OP. I've stepped on them before but never in my hand. that hurts to think about!