By norpedo - 17/05/2015 19:32 - United States - Cleveland

Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML
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Maybe try to put your earrings in a smarter place...

Red earrings XD Yay


I'll luv u if u luv me ????❤️?

What are you trying to say and how does it pertain to the fml?

A piercing pain, no doubt.

What does this have to do with the fml...

From that I managed to get If You Really Really Love Me stuck in my head... Great; I'm going to be singing that all night

We need to go deeper. It was a conscious choice to put a heart EXACTLY between groupings of four question marks and another lone question mark. What does this mean????❤?

I'm just trying to luve him cause luve is da bestest meds for le pain

Bait so tempting, though.

I feel like your trolling right now.

get a throwing alarm clock

The fuck is that

My regular alarm clock is a thrown alarm clock pretty much every day.

What the heck is that? Please answer some one I'm intrigued

That's your insurance policy to not over sleep, right?

Early to bed, early to rise...early to cries?

Well I'm sure that woke you up nicely.

I was going to say about the same. Like a tack on snooze button.... That'll do the trick

not sure abt the nice part but that's one way of waking up. Wincing in pain

That was definitely sarcasm. :P

Attack on Snooze Button Shingeki no Snooze Button

Maybe you should go to some "hand eye coordination" lessons

fairly sure the fact that OP was "barely conscious" had more to do with the incident than their hand-eye coordination

Maybe try to put your earrings in a smarter place...

Like in her ears, where they belong.

Not when she's sleeping! Imagine if she laid on one and it pierced her neck ?

Red earrings XD Yay

Im always saying that snoozing is a bad idea

ow!!!! sorry OP. I've stepped on them before but never in my hand. that hurts to think about!