By norpedo - 17/05/2015 19:32 - United States - Cleveland

Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 026
You deserved it 6 551

Same thing different taste

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What are you trying to say and how does it pertain to the fml?

friedpwnadge 25

A piercing pain, no doubt.

What does this have to do with the fml...

From that I managed to get If You Really Really Love Me stuck in my head... Great; I'm going to be singing that all night

We need to go deeper. It was a conscious choice to put a heart EXACTLY between groupings of four question marks and another lone question mark. What does this mean????❤?

I'm just trying to luve him cause luve is da bestest meds for le pain

tchopper1969 16

My regular alarm clock is a thrown alarm clock pretty much every day.

What the heck is that? Please answer some one I'm intrigued

That's your insurance policy to not over sleep, right?

Early to bed, early to rise...early to cries?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Well I'm sure that woke you up nicely.

I was going to say about the same. Like a tack on snooze button.... That'll do the trick

not sure abt the nice part but that's one way of waking up. Wincing in pain

Hiimhaileypotter 52

That was definitely sarcasm. :P

Attack on Snooze Button Shingeki no Snooze Button

Maybe you should go to some "hand eye coordination" lessons

fairly sure the fact that OP was "barely conscious" had more to do with the incident than their hand-eye coordination

Maybe try to put your earrings in a smarter place...

Not when she's sleeping! Imagine if she laid on one and it pierced her neck ?

Im always saying that snoozing is a bad idea

ninjamadi 16

ow!!!! sorry OP. I've stepped on them before but never in my hand. that hurts to think about!