It happened on the moon.

Is it me, or do I read [California - United States] on that FML?

It's just you, but it's not the location that you're having trouble with.

Oh yeah(!) I mean how the hell do you get that much force when you're cold. I can't. I'm like a slug.

That's weird... You might want to go get that checked out..

I just give up on this commenting. Right now, I'm just gonna stick to reading the FML.

awwwww :( I like it better when they fight back!! :/

19- He was probably cold cause the AC was on??

oh nvm I read the comment wrong...sorry

karma in your face!!!

29, JOOSE!!! and NOOSE!!!

And SuckerPunchurMom strikes again!(referring to the FML)

he missed the covers and pulled without them an punched himself

he hit himself in the face when he tried to pull the covers back. he probably did it a little fast.

woke you up though didn't it?

SHE, fellas. she.

hahaha!

O and I are close together.

yeah rly you should hav used self defense. maybe you should take a kungfu or karate class?

I punched my nuts.

lol! ur nuts! it must be worst that painful.

#36 how did you punch your nuts O.o

L°MAO!

Especially the underpants gnomes.

i hate when this happens!

ur pic is totally in the rite place at the rite time lol

You know, some people purposely set their alarm earlier than they plan on getting up. That way instead of jumping out of bed like a zombie they can actually, gradually wake up. I set my alarm about 20 minutes before I plan to get up so that I can hit the snooze twice. Same with my fiancé.

Wow #32, I thought I was the only person who done that... :/ lol it makes getting up so much easier, because mine goes off again 5 mins later so you press it like 4 times :)

38 , You press it 4 times ? If some loud obnoxious alarm was waking me up that much I'd end up unpluggin the damn thing. 2 is good enough for me.

Well, I press it 3 times, then I'm nearly awake, then on the 4th I get up :) and I can't un plug it cause then I'll sleep for like ages after :(

I set it for an hour before I want to wake up because I love pressing the snooze button. it makes me feel like always have 10 minutes. I like that feeling.

Daft Punk FTW!!!!

mmmmmmhmmmm XD

you bruise

you cruise

you eat.

you poop

You do jumping jacks.

clever.

C C C C Combo BREAKER!!!!!!!

oh I see what you did there, it's a play on words! :-p I love your profile pic BTW.