Night fight
By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States
By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States
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How on Earth did that happen?!
Is it me, or do I read [California - United States] on that FML?
Oh yeah(!) I mean how the hell do you get that much force when you're cold. I can't. I'm like a slug.
That's weird... You might want to go get that checked out..
I just give up on this commenting. Right now, I'm just gonna stick to reading the FML.
19- He was probably cold cause the AC was on??
oh nvm I read the comment wrong...sorry
And SuckerPunchurMom strikes again!(referring to the FML)
he hit himself in the face when he tried to pull the covers back. he probably did it a little fast.
SHE, fellas. she.
O and I are close together.
that sounds stupid
yeah rly you should hav used self defense. maybe you should take a kungfu or karate class?
how did it happen! are u soo sleepy.. haiz that happens to me also but ussually i punch my bed's frame!
lol! ur nuts! it must be worst that painful.
#36 how did you punch your nuts O.o
everyone who hates you was happy that day
L°MAO!
ur pic is totally in the rite place at the rite time lol
You know, some people purposely set their alarm earlier than they plan on getting up. That way instead of jumping out of bed like a zombie they can actually, gradually wake up. I set my alarm about 20 minutes before I plan to get up so that I can hit the snooze twice. Same with my fiancé.
Wow #32, I thought I was the only person who done that... :/ lol it makes getting up so much easier, because mine goes off again 5 mins later so you press it like 4 times :)
Well, I press it 3 times, then I'm nearly awake, then on the 4th I get up :) and I can't un plug it cause then I'll sleep for like ages after :(
I set it for an hour before I want to wake up because I love pressing the snooze button. it makes me feel like always have 10 minutes. I like that feeling.
you owned yourself
Rule one you do not talk about fight club!
mmmmmmhmmmm XD
You snooze, You lose.
you cruise
you poop
You do jumping jacks.
clever.
So your alarm was far enough away to force you to get up - and you went back to bed? Doesnt that completely defeat the purpose of putting your alarm there? At any rate, that sucks. I guess it's just too bed for you. Unless this FML is a load of sheet, in which case, you should have quilt while you were ahead, and allowed us to focus on other mattress ...
oh I see what you did there, it's a play on words! :-p I love your profile pic BTW.
Keywords
well at least you're awake now.
I started laughing halfway through reading this as I knew what the outcome would be - I've also done this OP, learn to laugh at yourself.