Night fight

By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
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xchyennex 0

well at least you're awake now.

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JHC88 2
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I started laughing halfway through reading this as I knew what the outcome would be - I've also done this OP, learn to laugh at yourself.

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Miss_Michaela 10
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How on Earth did that happen?!

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gutzz 0

It happened on the moon.

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Miss_Michaela 10
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Is it me, or do I read [California - United States] on that FML?

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gutzz 0

It's just you, but it's not the location that you're having trouble with.

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Miss_Michaela 10
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Oh yeah(!) I mean how the hell do you get that much force when you're cold. I can't. I'm like a slug.

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jess6blondie9 2
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That's weird... You might want to go get that checked out..

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Miss_Michaela 10
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I just give up on this commenting. Right now, I'm just gonna stick to reading the FML.

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gutzz 0

awwwww :( I like it better when they fight back!! :/

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omgwtfbbq69 5
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19- He was probably cold cause the AC was on??

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omgwtfbbq69 5
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oh nvm I read the comment wrong...sorry

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mz_booty 0

karma in your face!!!

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

29, JOOSE!!! and NOOSE!!!

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No_LoveMM 3
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And SuckerPunchurMom strikes again!(referring to the FML)

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failblogftw 0

he missed the covers and pulled without them an punched himself

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shovels 0
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he hit himself in the face when he tried to pull the covers back. he probably did it a little fast.

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lulzcow 0

woke you up though didn't it?

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baseballin25 0
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SHE, fellas. she.

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Alicia17C 2

hahaha!

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RustlingSoul 26
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O and I are close together.

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SChew 6
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that sounds stupid

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whitesox365 0
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yeah rly you should hav used self defense. maybe you should take a kungfu or karate class?

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kyusake_huz_DAT 0
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how did it happen! are u soo sleepy.. haiz that happens to me also but ussually i punch my bed's frame!

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

I punched my nuts.

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kyusake_huz_DAT 0
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lol! ur nuts! it must be worst that painful.

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OMFGitschris 3
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#36 how did you punch your nuts O.o

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sparklywhirligig 0
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everyone who hates you was happy that day

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

Especially the underpants gnomes.

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LoveLife293 2

i hate when this happens!

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JDMdude 0
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ur pic is totally in the rite place at the rite time lol

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Xlax4lifeX 0

thts wht u get for nor waking up wen ur alarm went off. YDI

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ReynshineCutting 10

You know, some people purposely set their alarm earlier than they plan on getting up. That way instead of jumping out of bed like a zombie they can actually, gradually wake up. I set my alarm about 20 minutes before I plan to get up so that I can hit the snooze twice. Same with my fiancé.

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gooBUZZ 0
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Wow #32, I thought I was the only person who done that... :/ lol it makes getting up so much easier, because mine goes off again 5 mins later so you press it like 4 times :)

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briidontgive_ 0

38 , You press it 4 times ? If some loud obnoxious alarm was waking me up that much I'd end up unpluggin the damn thing. 2 is good enough for me.

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gooBUZZ 0
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Well, I press it 3 times, then I'm nearly awake, then on the 4th I get up :) and I can't un plug it cause then I'll sleep for like ages after :(

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mushysquirrel 0
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I set it for an hour before I want to wake up because I love pressing the snooze button. it makes me feel like always have 10 minutes. I like that feeling.

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EvilPotato 14
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you owned yourself

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crmaes 0
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Rule one you do not talk about fight club!

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

Daft Punk FTW!!!!

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crmaes 0
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mmmmmmhmmmm XD

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xchyennex 0

well at least you're awake now.

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Alleged_Cranium 7
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You snooze, You lose.

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gutzz 0

you bruise

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

you eat.

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Tuesdays76 0
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You do jumping jacks.

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Captain_Zorro 7

C C C C Combo BREAKER!!!!!!!

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Grimmerie 31
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So your alarm was far enough away to force you to get up - and you went back to bed? Doesnt that completely defeat the purpose of putting your alarm there? At any rate, that sucks. I guess it's just too bed for you. Unless this FML is a load of sheet, in which case, you should have quilt while you were ahead, and allowed us to focus on other mattress ...

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JHC88 2
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oh I see what you did there, it's a play on words! :-p I love your profile pic BTW.

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