Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Moon_Glade
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
Anonymous
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
FitnessFirst
Toronto, Canada
Today, I painfully watched my doctor burn a hole in my nail to drain the blood underneath. This is the prescribed treatment for the injury of hammering your thumb. FML
CA19oo
Buford, United States
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to remove a splinter from one of my roommates. This would have been better if the splinter wasn't deeply lodged in their asscheek. FML
Anonymous
Always wear protective gear
Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
I appreciate the lack of spoilers in this FML for those of us who haven't gotten out our hammers and tried it ourselves.
WCARlover 35
I know secondhand embarrassment is a thing but is secondhand physical pain thing? Cause I think reading this FML made it a thing.
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Comments (43)
DavidMcClain 12
Guess we don't have to point out how you should be more careful. No? Okay.
coolmike699 26
Who did you piss off?
freedom111 7
Whom
NeatNit 33
Maybe that's how OP pissed them off? Correcting they're grammar? ;)
4evralonealex 14
*their
notusually 8
I think they did that on purpose.
TheNewGuy03 29
A fierce deity. Perhaps a link to his/her past...
westernmd 6
the splinter of wood and the hammer
xMaeLA 24
Please tell me this wasn't a dare!
Tripartita 45
I appreciate the lack of spoilers in this FML for those of us who haven't gotten out our hammers and tried it ourselves.
Dunwannaname 8
This makes me cringe just reading it
WCARlover 35
I know secondhand embarrassment is a thing but is secondhand physical pain thing? Cause I think reading this FML made it a thing.
WCARlover 35
A thing*
evilplatypus 39
I'm pretty sure that's empathy - feeling what one one else feels.
yerawizardlizzy 27
I wish someone had taken a picture of my face just now because I reacted too.
cootiequeen4444 11
#12 This made me think of game of thrones and now I'm sad :c
pjsr 33
Woodn't you know such a thing would happen just when you're working on a project? Hope you are not too board waiting for it heal!
freedom111 7
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
massive_kaos 14
This happened to me at work And my whole fingernail fell off. Stick in there OP it gets better.
RoseCrystal 17
OWWIE!!! Why?!