By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco 9 1 15 47 Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 961 You deserved it 32 403 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 04:01 - United States 20 7 62 60 Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML I agree, your life sucks 92 574 You deserved it 16 228 Tweet Share