By Doomed - 24/7/2021 08:02 - United States

Revenge is sweet yogurt

  Today, my coworker made up a story about me “sexually harassing” her and filed a complaint to my boss. All because I took the last plastic spoon from the breakroom, and she couldn’t eat her yogurt. FML
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By  cuz803  |  43

That's defamation. Since it's written, it's considered libel. Counter attack and press charges. Get her fired from her job and ruin her life in the meantime.

By  RichardPencil  |  30

Just tell your boss that she is trying to install ransomware on your company's computers.

Sexual harassment is so 2018 -- the new outrage is cybercrime! This will get her bounced so fast they won't have time to discover your erotic fetish of watching women eat without flatware.

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By  cuz803  |  43

That's defamation. Since it's written, it's considered libel. Counter attack and press charges. Get her fired from her job and ruin her life in the meantime.

By  RichardPencil  |  30

Just tell your boss that she is trying to install ransomware on your company's computers.

Sexual harassment is so 2018 -- the new outrage is cybercrime! This will get her bounced so fast they won't have time to discover your erotic fetish of watching women eat without flatware.