Kids, Customers and Autism: Nice try, Patricia - FML

Nice try, Patricia

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 02:00

Today, I had to deal with a lady who claimed her son was autistic to try and skip the queue. Even her son was saying he’s not autistic, and she was screaming in his face that yes he was. I happen to be genuinely autistic. Security threw her out, and I was jealous that I didn’t get to do it. FML

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poopface82 16

Thursday 4 August 2022 2:43

At least she was thrown out for being a ********. While it sucks you didn’t get to do it, next time just pull up a chair and grab some popcorn.

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poopface82 16

Thursday 4 August 2022 2:43

At least she was thrown out for being a ********. While it sucks you didn’t get to do it, next time just pull up a chair and grab some popcorn.

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