Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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Top comments
Neferria 0
You should have pretended to strap them in, but didn't. Surprise!
akiro525 3
wow, how do these people get girlfriends and im still single, i would never cheat on any one.
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Comments (194)
coolkitty154 11
Hold on, how do you know he was cheating, unless he dumped you right there? I can't vote anything, because he could have just been sitting next to a random girl.
Shazam25 7
Exactly what #179 said! They make sure to fill the seats so it was probably a stranger. Bitches be crazy!
robj118 10
So your boyfriend has no idea where you work?
shirilladlz 6
You should've loosened his belt just a tad bit...
sammyjo06 14
Assuming your boyfriend knew where you worked, he probably wasn't cheating. Would he really be that stupid as to bring the girl he's cheating with on a date where his girlfriend works? The girl sitting next to him could've just been another single rider since they try to fill all the seats. She could've been a friend or a relative, as well...
cwl727 33
You are sure he was with her and that she didn't just sit down next to her?
shufflyn 16
did you really HAVE to strap them in?
Keyahhh 5
I would have made sure it wasn't strapped down alllll the way, if you know what I mean
Tyrez 32
Maybe you should have made sure they had a little accident... huehuehuehuhehuhhueheu
tuxedoandex 28
Why did you go ahead and strap them in? You could have made an exception, specially for them. ;)