There's a first time for anything

By OptimalPath - 27/09/2023 06:00

Today, I booked a driver's ed course to avoid 3 points on my driving licence for doing 40 in 30 zone. That day, my wife kept quarrelling in the car, I got angry at her for a second, apparently also stepping on the gas. A triumphant copper with a speed gun was right there. I haven't had a speeding ticket in 25 years. FML
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Nikki 16

You’re speeding is no one’s fault but your own

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Hangryko 29

You're legally required to maintain control behind the wheel at all times. Also, it sounds like your wife is sick of your shit, such as your shitty driving and blaming her for your own behaviour. YDI.

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Nikki 16

You’re speeding is no one’s fault but your own

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Hangryko 29

You're legally required to maintain control behind the wheel at all times. Also, it sounds like your wife is sick of your shit, such as your shitty driving and blaming her for your own behaviour. YDI.

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Gubbon 17

You sped. There's nothing you can do or say to make it better. No, it's not your wife's fault.

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Ubehage 32

Who stepped on the speeder? Oh right, it was the moron behind the wheel who blames his wife! YDI

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poopface82 18

I spent 15 years in a toxic marriage and even I knew to argue with my miserable ex-wife in park. Come on, do better. And go to counseling or get a divorce.

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