Health, Food and Pranks: Tasty - FML

Tasty

By souped - 10/12/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML

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Flutist 3

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:35

Your grandmother is Epic. I don't understand why you would drink out of the carton. She's your grandmother. Have some manners. Buy your own ******* milk.

boner_93 2

Thursday 10 December 2009 12:19

wow, that kinda sucks. way to go grandma!

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boner_93 2

Thursday 10 December 2009 12:19

wow, that kinda sucks. way to go grandma!

tttron 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 12:19

how does soy milk look anything like expired chicken broth?

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 10 December 2009 12:30

I have a feeling they drank it out of the container in a sneaky-like way. No cup = No evidence.

Jewelofagal 2

Thursday 10 December 2009 16:27

Exactly. If he/she had poured it into a glass, he/she would have seen it wasn't any kind of milk at all.

Vitamin_C 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:00

mmmm salmonella..

JulzKay 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 21:59

You're not going to get salmonella from broth. Its just going to be like, expired soup.

QueenPersephone 9

Monday 8 March 2010 5:03

There are all kinds of things you can get from expired chicken broth. It's swimming with bacteria.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:11

Ha ha. Your grandma is awesome! I love old timer pranksters.

amthony08 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:16

Haha, wow that sucks

Flutist 3

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:35

Your grandmother is Epic. I don't understand why you would drink out of the carton. She's your grandmother. Have some manners. Buy your own ******* milk.

stupidfarg 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:49

Soy milk is yum.

aback 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:56

She probably wouldn't mind sharing her soy milk with you, but is totally grossed out by your drinking it out of the carton instead of getting a glass. Well played, Grandma!

bored690 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:58

BAHAHAHAHAHA DYI for thinking old people don't notice that you drink their milk.

thepicoeater 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 19:37

Driving yunder the influence?

Youwantwhatnow 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 14:04

thanks grandma for teaching op an important life leasons. you should always smell milk before drinking it. ydi. I pitty this foo

Sappheyes 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 16:48

And soy milk still expires, quite quickly at that.

idkweird 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:01

Agreed! I always smell milk. Just in case!

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