By Steve - / Sunday 16 August 2009 17:04 / United States
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By  SimpleSimon  |  0

She did the right thing. Seriously, my ex and I were mid-fuck when her cat decided it wanted some attention too. Ignoring him just got him more and more wound up until eventually he went ballistic and tore a chunk off me with his claws in that unpredictably traitorous way that only cats do. Not only was I cock blocked, I had a piece of my buttcheek missing, and she sided with the cat when I tried to throw him out the window.

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  tellithowitis  |  13

I've reread your comment multiple times and yet I'm still confused.....
Anyways OP, next time close your door. This is an accident that could've been prevented very easily. Stay off drugs kids and let this be a life lesson.
*flies out of room shooting boogers everywhere

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