Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML
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SimpleSimon
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She did the right thing. Seriously, my ex and I were mid-fuck when her cat decided it wanted some attention too. Ignoring him just got him more and more wound up until eventually he went ballistic and tore a chunk off me with his claws in that unpredictably traitorous way that only cats do. Not only was I cock blocked, I had a piece of my buttcheek missing, and she sided with the cat when I tried to throw him out the window.
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doubleAbattery
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Is it just me, or have there been a lot of FMLs about cats lately?
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TheFadedGuitar
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Hahahaha xD
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realggirl
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HAHA! Totally agree, #1.
YDI for referring to a cat, a living being, as "it!"
YDI for referring to a cat, a living being, as "it!"
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unkinged44
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To scare all cats assume the doggy (style) pose
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metheonlyb
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# 60 is an epic winner!
Hell even the OP is a winner when it comes to sense of humor!
Hell even the OP is a winner when it comes to sense of humor!
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mattmag
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#59, if the cat is neutered (as it should be), then "it" is the appropriate pronoun.
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myfishisBOBA
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LOL 60. lolol
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abcnonamecba
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fu*k the anti flood protection lol
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yashack
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it's not that bad I've been cockblocked by a mentally retarded kid
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whoisthisgirl
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I'd pet the cat too...
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hamburgerjung
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He can refer to a cat as an it all he likes, considering they are the most retarded pet one can have...
DOG PEOPLE UNITE!
DOG PEOPLE UNITE!
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KumoFF7
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SECOND!
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SimpleSimon
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Second place - the top-class loser.
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KumoFF7
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Seconds the best, man.
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dinosaursmoo
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"First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the polka dotted dress." doesn't apply here.
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klutzywriter
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hmm i've heard hairy chest and treasure chest but never polka dot dress
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dinosaursmoo
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Hairy chest?! BAHAHA :D
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cherrypieguy
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KomuFF ur my favorite troll
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Kiwi_Splash
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Same here. Never heard of the dress one. Cats are beautiful, I so would've done the same.
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talbot008
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haha never heard polka dot dress but I like it
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doubleAbattery
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Is it just me, or have there been a lot of FMLs about cats lately?
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kenny22
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yeah you're right..
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sheagstaz
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Cats suck
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KK3137
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There are always FMLs about cats. Cats are adorable AND evil.
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spidergirl41
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Phrased perfectly. Nice goin'. I bet she's BI...afterall, she likes pussy-cats :D
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dudeitsdanny
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Hahaha, I was gonna reply with "That's what you get for wanting a second pussy in bed."
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penizulaface
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was this the cat from the cockblocked by another pussy fml?
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Meemer147
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skaffz
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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lmmmr
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You sound really lame.
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liteupthestage
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jerk
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tellithowitis
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I've reread your comment multiple times and yet I'm still confused.....
Anyways OP, next time close your door. This is an accident that could've been prevented very easily. Stay off drugs kids and let this be a life lesson.
*flies out of room shooting boogers everywhere
Anyways OP, next time close your door. This is an accident that could've been prevented very easily. Stay off drugs kids and let this be a life lesson.
*flies out of room shooting boogers everywhere
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natsumosam92
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You should teach the cat to guide your cock, not block it.
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lacho95
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hahahaaha!! Good thinking!
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canucksrule88
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@9: LOL
and buddy, it was a superbad reference
thugbert=fail
and buddy, it was a superbad reference
thugbert=fail
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Rouge_Plague
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#22 win
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Anonymus7_fml
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Well....if you're into beastiality you could do a threesome...
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ChildrenOfFilth
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what...the....fuck.....?
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Anonymus7_fml
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some people actually do that.... its gross....
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asher888
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12 = fucked up >.>
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SH1V3R
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I hate cats.