FML : Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I...

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Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Steve - / Sunday 16 August 2009 17:04 / United States

Intimacy

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By SimpleSimon | 0

#491826 - Sunday 16 August 2009 23:09

She did the right thing. Seriously, my ex and I were mid-fuck when her cat decided it wanted some attention too. Ignoring him just got him more and more wound up until eventually he went ballistic and tore a chunk off me with his claws in that unpredictably traitorous way that only cats do. Not only was I cock blocked, I had a piece of my buttcheek missing, and she sided with the cat when I tried to throw him out the window.

By doubleAbattery | 0

#491750 - Sunday 16 August 2009 22:49

Is it just me, or have there been a lot of FMLs about cats lately?

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By TheFadedGuitar | 0

#491742 - Sunday 16 August 2009 22:48

Hahahaha xD

realggirl | 0

#492347 - Monday 17 August 2009 3:07

HAHA! Totally agree, #1.

YDI for referring to a cat, a living being, as "it!"

unkinged44 | 0

#492373 - Monday 17 August 2009 3:16

To scare all cats assume the doggy (style) pose

metheonlyb | 17

#492395 - Monday 17 August 2009 3:25

# 60 is an epic winner!
Hell even the OP is a winner when it comes to sense of humor!

mattmag | 0

#492542 - Monday 17 August 2009 4:21

#59, if the cat is neutered (as it should be), then "it" is the appropriate pronoun.

myfishisBOBA | 0

#492938 - Monday 17 August 2009 7:13

LOL 60. lolol

abcnonamecba | 0

#853807 - Sunday 14 February 2010 5:25

fu*k the anti flood protection lol

yashack | 0

#1001577 - Saturday 22 May 2010 0:55

it's not that bad I've been cockblocked by a mentally retarded kid

whoisthisgirl | 4

#1722195 - Friday 19 November 2010 8:34

I'd pet the cat too...

hamburgerjung | 18

#6109626 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 20:11

He can refer to a cat as an it all he likes, considering they are the most retarded pet one can have...
DOG PEOPLE UNITE!

By KumoFF7 | 3

#491746 - Sunday 16 August 2009 22:49

SECOND!

SimpleSimon | 0

#491805 - Sunday 16 August 2009 23:03

Second place - the top-class loser.

KumoFF7 | 3

#491854 - Sunday 16 August 2009 23:18

Seconds the best, man.

dinosaursmoo | 0

#491907 - Sunday 16 August 2009 23:49

"First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the polka dotted dress." doesn't apply here.

klutzywriter | 0

#492059 - Monday 17 August 2009 1:03

hmm i've heard hairy chest and treasure chest but never polka dot dress

dinosaursmoo | 0

#492171 - Monday 17 August 2009 1:58

Hairy chest?! BAHAHA :D

cherrypieguy | 0

#492310 - Monday 17 August 2009 2:57

KomuFF ur my favorite troll

Kiwi_Splash | 0

#493291 - Monday 17 August 2009 10:25

Same here. Never heard of the dress one. Cats are beautiful, I so would've done the same.

talbot008 | 0

#980199 - Friday 16 April 2010 4:00

haha never heard polka dot dress but I like it

By doubleAbattery | 0

#491750 - Sunday 16 August 2009 22:49

Is it just me, or have there been a lot of FMLs about cats lately?

kenny22 | 0

#492276 - Monday 17 August 2009 2:38

yeah you're right..

sheagstaz | 0

#2431823 - Saturday 30 April 2011 4:09

Cats suck

KK3137 | 31

#5860957 - Monday 17 February 2014 17:04

There are always FMLs about cats. Cats are adorable AND evil.

By spidergirl41 | 0

#491752 - Sunday 16 August 2009 22:49

Phrased perfectly. Nice goin'. I bet she's BI...afterall, she likes pussy-cats :D

dudeitsdanny | 9

#492775 - Monday 17 August 2009 5:48

Hahaha, I was gonna reply with "That's what you get for wanting a second pussy in bed."

By penizulaface | 0

#491770 - Sunday 16 August 2009 22:52

was this the cat from the cockblocked by another pussy fml?

By Meemer147 | 0

#491787 - Sunday 16 August 2009 22:56

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By skaffz | 0

#491793 - Sunday 16 August 2009 22:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

lmmmr | 0

#491953 - Monday 17 August 2009 0:14

You sound really lame.

liteupthestage | 0

#492036 - Monday 17 August 2009 0:55

jerk

tellithowitis | 13

#4470441 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 2:59

I've reread your comment multiple times and yet I'm still confused.....
Anyways OP, next time close your door. This is an accident that could've been prevented very easily. Stay off drugs kids and let this be a life lesson.
*flies out of room shooting boogers everywhere