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She did the right thing. Seriously, my ex and I were mid-**** when her cat decided it wanted some attention too. Ignoring him just got him more and more wound up until eventually he went ballistic and tore a chunk off me with his claws in that unpredictably traitorous way that only cats do. Not only was I **** blocked, I had a piece of my buttcheek missing, and she sided with the cat when I tried to throw him out the window.
LMFAO Now THIS is a nice ****-block FML. But yeah, when some cats are really wound up, it might be best to wind them down instead of ignore them. Ahhh leg crawling.
That was brutal to read. :|
I like the punch line :)
Haha! Expect it to happen a lot, my cat has a 6th sense for it, as soon as me and my boyfriend start getting intimate my cat appears next to us yowling for attention! They tend not to like there human giving someone else attention!
Close the door next time : )
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Is it just me, or have there been a lot of FMLs about cats lately?
She did the right thing. Seriously, my ex and I were mid-**** when her cat decided it wanted some attention too. Ignoring him just got him more and more wound up until eventually he went ballistic and tore a chunk off me with his claws in that unpredictably traitorous way that only cats do. Not only was I **** blocked, I had a piece of my buttcheek missing, and she sided with the cat when I tried to throw him out the window.