By "baow" - 17/03/2019 16:00 - Sweden

Today, I met this girl and we ended up having sex at her place. She decided to give me some head underneath the cover, it really was great until her Garfield sized cat decided to jump on her head and make her choke on it. Guess who got kicked out in the middle of the night for being too reckless. FML
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How does that situation indicate that YOU were reckless? That doesn’t make any sense.

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So the pussy ruined your blow job...

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How does that situation indicate that YOU were reckless? That doesn’t make any sense.

She thought OP shoved her head down on it, rather than believing it was the cat.

That’s the point of the FML.

That's because he pushed her head down, and is now trying to garner pity/sympathy by pretending his original argument, that the cat did it, was/is valid.

TCRII 29

So the pussy ruined your blow job...

Um, the kitty cat? No, not THAT one! The feline Morris the milk-bowl drinker....

Was this before or after you got whiskey dick?

She probably thought you shoved her head down, when it was really the cat

did you come though?

whahaha, sure, "the cat" did it. whahahahahahahaha. good for her for kicking you out