Today, I met this girl and we ended up having sex at her place....

By "baow" - 17/3/2019 16:00 - Sweden

Today, I met this girl and we ended up having sex at her place. She decided to give me some head underneath the cover, it really was great until her Garfield sized cat decided to jump on her head and make her choke on it. Guess who got kicked out in the middle of the night for being too reckless. FML

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By ojosRojos | 27

#7782455 - Sunday 17 March 2019 16:10

How does that situation indicate that YOU were reckless? That doesn’t make any sense.

By TCRII | 26

#7782502 - Sunday 17 March 2019 18:58

So the pussy ruined your blow job...

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By ojosRojos | 27

#7782455 - Sunday 17 March 2019 16:10

How does that situation indicate that YOU were reckless? That doesn’t make any sense.

Ilmoran | 19

#7782543 - Sunday 17 March 2019 21:00

She thought OP shoved her head down on it, rather than believing it was the cat.

raven_of_azarath | 31

#7782735 - Monday 18 March 2019 12:06

That’s the point of the FML.

zuckerburg | 21

#7782768 - Monday 18 March 2019 14:01

That's because he pushed her head down, and is now trying to garner pity/sympathy by pretending his original argument, that the cat did it, was/is valid.