Today, my girlfriend and I slept naked after a great night together. I awoke to a sharp pain in my penis and found our cat trying a new scratching post. FML
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RichardPencil
| 27
Scratching post? Right! Don’t flatter yourself — the cat was hunting the mouse in your pants.
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Glowworm56
| 25
Sounds like somebody's got cat scratch fever!
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Probably felt like you needed a circumcision.
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mattyiscool123
| 26
He may have already had one years ago
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Aiden89
| 20
You gotta be kitten me right meouch
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pjsr
| 31
If your morning wood is big enough to be mistaken for a scratching post, that's something to brag about!
Still, looks like you got a little more pussy than you wanted.
Still, looks like you got a little more pussy than you wanted.
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gobiteme2
| 34
Everything is better with ridges.
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sumocj
| 14
The cat was probably like "what the hell is this? I better claw it to see if it's alive"
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KIEdekka
| 14
reason #433 as to why I am convinced cats are evil little brats.
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KIEdekka
| 14
reason #433 as to why I am convinced cats are evil little brats.
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ANANANANANANANANANAan
| 3
I'm gurl
Still, looks like you got a little more pussy than you wanted.