By Anonymous - 04/09/2017 20:00
I agree, your life sucks
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Scratching post? Right! Don’t flatter yourself — the cat was hunting the mouse in your pants.
Sounds like somebody's got cat scratch fever!
He may have already had one years ago
If your morning wood is big enough to be mistaken for a scratching post, that's something to brag about! Still, looks like you got a little more pussy than you wanted.
reason #433 as to why I am convinced cats are evil little brats.
reason #433 as to why I am convinced cats are evil little brats.
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If your morning wood is big enough to be mistaken for a scratching post, that's something to brag about! Still, looks like you got a little more pussy than you wanted.
The cat was probably like "what the hell is this? I better claw it to see if it's alive"