FML : Today, my girlfriend and I slept naked after a great night together. I awoke to a sharp pain in my penis and found our cat trying a new scratching post....

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Today, my girlfriend and I slept naked after a great night together. I awoke to a sharp pain in my penis and found our cat trying a new scratching post. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 4 September 2017 20:00 /

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By pjsr | 31

#7537455 - Monday 4 September 2017 21:19

If your morning wood is big enough to be mistaken for a scratching post, that's something to brag about!
Still, looks like you got a little more pussy than you wanted.

By sumocj | 14

#7537468 - Monday 4 September 2017 22:28

The cat was probably like "what the hell is this? I better claw it to see if it's alive"

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7537435 - Monday 4 September 2017 20:05

Scratching post? Right! Don’t flatter yourself — the cat was hunting the mouse in your pants.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7537438 - Monday 4 September 2017 20:11

Sounds like somebody's got cat scratch fever!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7537440 - Monday 4 September 2017 20:16

Probably felt like you needed a circumcision.

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mattyiscool123 | 26

#7537861 - Wednesday 6 September 2017 1:23

He may have already had one years ago

By Aiden89 | 19

#7537450 - Monday 4 September 2017 20:46

You gotta be kitten me right meouch

By pjsr | 31

#7537455 - Monday 4 September 2017 21:19

If your morning wood is big enough to be mistaken for a scratching post, that's something to brag about!
Still, looks like you got a little more pussy than you wanted.

By gobiteme2 | 34

#7537456 - Monday 4 September 2017 21:22

Everything is better with ridges.

By sumocj | 14

#7537468 - Monday 4 September 2017 22:28

The cat was probably like "what the hell is this? I better claw it to see if it's alive"

By KIEdekka | 10

#7538938 - Friday 8 September 2017 17:07

reason #433 as to why I am convinced cats are evil little brats.

By KIEdekka | 10

#7538939 - Friday 8 September 2017 17:07

reason #433 as to why I am convinced cats are evil little brats.

By ANANANANANANANANANAan | 3

#7539434 - Saturday 9 September 2017 23:05

I'm gurl

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