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Same thing different taste
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I did not consent to this under my roof
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Surprise, human!
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Meow!
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hahaha, love how you worded this!
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO luvved your little phrase at the end and i think your girl is bi because she like playin with pussy
r u trying to say you're a lesbain?
I don't understand what’s wrong with referring to someone as my girl/boy, is he or she not your girlfriend/boyfriend?? Jeez you people are too uptight. And parents always refer to you as their little girl/boy or they’ll say my daughter/son or call you by your name or a nickname but never as just “my girl”. So I see nothing wrong with it and can’t imagine who would find that among all things as being disrespectful.
hahahahhahahahah lol funny as hell cockblocked by another pussy.. lol
one of the only time having another pussy in bead is a bad thing!
I love word play! :D
Wow that punch line was halarious =)
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Is it just me, or have there been a lot of FMLs about cats lately?
She did the right thing. Seriously, my ex and I were mid-**** when her cat decided it wanted some attention too. Ignoring him just got him more and more wound up until eventually he went ballistic and tore a chunk off me with his claws in that unpredictably traitorous way that only cats do. Not only was I **** blocked, I had a piece of my buttcheek missing, and she sided with the cat when I tried to throw him out the window.