FML : Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not...

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Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

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By GiveADogABone / Thursday 15 October 2015 22:47 / United States

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By paginis | 8

#6436635 - Friday 16 October 2015 8:32

Looks like best friends really do do everything together

By cole66 | 13

#6436638 - Friday 16 October 2015 8:33

be glad it was the pillow (;

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By Noheartbeat | 19

#6436631 - Friday 16 October 2015 8:28

You guys must have been really into it not to have noticed that.

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MisstressNicole | 20

#6436864 - Friday 16 October 2015 16:00

When it's good, it's good. We my boyfriend and I would finish, I'd roll over, stretch and notice his cat is by the headboard staring at us. I always ask, how long has he been there.

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xninix_fml | 36

#6436952 - Friday 16 October 2015 18:44

@33 cool story bro don't tell it again :)

By coolmike699 | 25

#6436632 - Friday 16 October 2015 8:28

Reeeeed rocket!

By shells3173 | 16

#6436633 - Friday 16 October 2015 8:30

man's best friend for a reason

By Lilo4life | 26

#6436634 - Friday 16 October 2015 8:31

Well duh, it's doggie style!

By paginis | 8

#6436635 - Friday 16 October 2015 8:32

Looks like best friends really do do everything together

By cole66 | 13

#6436638 - Friday 16 October 2015 8:33

be glad it was the pillow (;

By WOTAN1488 | 24

#6436639 - Friday 16 October 2015 8:34

Love is in the air ;)

By gosh_mate | 30

#6436645 - Friday 16 October 2015 8:39

At least he didn't start humping one of you guys -.-

By MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#6436651 - Friday 16 October 2015 8:50

That's one way to teach a dog a new trick

By Kieranr10 | 23

#6436653 - Friday 16 October 2015 8:53

Well he learns something new everyday.

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