Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML
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Wheredidgrungego
| 12
Yeah because all any girl wants is a guy who can crush things with his head. Idiot.
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samadams42
| 0
They should've drawn pussy on your forhead.
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Wheredidgrungego
| 12
Yeah because all any girl wants is a guy who can crush things with his head. Idiot.
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IndianRapper
| 0
haha right?!
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nlr
| 9
I find those people hard headed dumbass'
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Dempsey_xoxo
| 7
Totally agree. YDI OP. Even if you DID crush it and didn't pass out, I'm sure the girl would've been long gone anyways.
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dudeitsdanny
| 9
I CAN actually imagine a girl liking that.. But she looks like Belle from the Powerpuff Girls and can pass gas out of any orifice on command. And queefs on command, too.
I'm talking trailer trash inbred.
And OP seems to fit that description, too.
Match made in the same gene pool.
I'm talking trailer trash inbred.
And OP seems to fit that description, too.
Match made in the same gene pool.
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KMilliron
| 2
Haha. Well it depends on the head in question. :D
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sterlingarcher
| 1
lol what a douche..
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Surfer7456
| 7
If you can actually knock yourself unconscious with an empty can, you either punch like a hulk or have an active concussion. Either way, you're still an idiot for attempting to show your masculinity in that method.
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KMilliron
| 2
Your supposed to crush the can in with your fingers and crush it flat with your head RIGHT after. The only way this works is with proper timing . Youre stupid if you just straight up try to crush it or if it do it to impress someone.
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john7h567hgrd
| 0
Fucking Missouri rednecks...
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dirtyblond
| 4
FAAAAIL.
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smileeee_fml
| 0
hahaha watta spastic.
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ImmortalKratos
| 0
try licking to the centre of a tootsie pop in under 10 seconds. that'll impress her ;)
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fl0ffy
| 0
I agree y would a girl like a guy who hits them self in a head with a can
it's weird
it's weird
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lalalalala666
| 0
youre prolly thinking of buttercup from the powerpuff girls.
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nutsackmuscle
| 0
I have a dick on my face don't I.
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Kyze_Ninja
| 10
72 go fuck yourself for thinking everyone in Missouri is a redneck
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mygreenhoodie
| 0
nice try 72
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zendaddy0
| 0
when I saw this I facepalmed so hard the same thing happened
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TheJester12
| 15
damn rednecks attempting to impress their cousins. next time wow her by demonstrating your ability to smell things underwater.
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MissBunny25
| 0
121 is a win for his/her 10 things I hate about you reference <3
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POPO28_fml
| 0
FAG.!
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nutsackmuscle
| 0
158 it's totally the greatest high school movie of all time. (:
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MissBunny25
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169 I totally agree! Heath ledger... rip <3
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FunkkmasterFlex
| 0
haha id try it jk
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sterlingarcher
| 1
I'm from Missouri and I'm not a redneck...but op is..
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sterlingarcher
| 1
72 don't judge everyone from missouri bcuz I'm from Missouri and I'm not a redneck
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steroid2310
| 0
I'm surprised he didn't crush it cause this guy must be a real thick head
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pickles1994
| 18
174/175 calm down it's just a steriotype
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kaylaroxxurmom
| 0
ikr :P
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Nico1929
| 5
Really 174/175? Because you kind of look the part, especially since you come from "Somewhere kool, USA"
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Ryanfmlfiend
| 0
72 u chubby stoner idiot. gtfo
174-5 ur ugly enough to be dating 72
174-5 ur ugly enough to be dating 72
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FMLdude886988
| 0
she's a keeper!
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sterlingarcher
| 1
ok guys jeez I wuz joking..and that's rude to call me ugly...and I wrote somewhere kool bcuz I don't want people knowing where I live..
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nighters
| 0
lol! win sir
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Brennanrulez
| 0
THATS how you impress a girl.
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About3goats
| 0
way to impress, one day when you're out of grade 6 you'll figure out how to impress a chick, fail.
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epicenur
| 2
as soon as i saw "tried to impress" i voted ydi
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Civilianswilldie
| 0
I'm sorry OP but my sympathy meter seems to be on E.
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teddybobo
| 2
why would you even want to post this? you make the human race look bad
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Lythiaren
| 8
Me too, 108.
Me too.
Me too.
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samadams42
| 0
They should've drawn pussy on your forhead.
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Lustuu_fml
| 14
Yeah, and maybe it was her.
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banana_buddy
| 6
No they should have removed all of his clothes and drawn a huge penis from his stomach to his forehead and then made a video of him running home naked with a giant penis tattoo, and then proceeded to upload that video to failblog.
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TheJester12
| 15
the classic story of doing outrageous stunts to get pussy and in the end all you end with is cock.
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j_cat187
| 19
damn u must fail at fights if a can can take you out
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Auroral
| 0
Next time try to impress her with words...Lol
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LiveLaughLaugh
| 9
you must have a... thick skull!! ahaha... YDI.
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ichikibobivopula
| 0
Hahaha that's so punny
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Saidar_fml
| 3
You should have tried to eat the can you idiot!
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Avenged7Gabe
| 0
who would eat a fucking can retard?
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A billy goat.
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aardvarkish
| 15
That's what I'm talkin about!
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dirtyblond
| 4
that would be impressive!!:O
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ahole123
| 0
I would be impressed. Homo intended ;)
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Hottbitchass
| 0
Funny but girls don't like shoeless that cant show off.....
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dudehaha
| 4
how would that impress anyone? like wtf.
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boopityboppity
| 11
You and #1 have gotten it precisely.
What went through your mind, OP? "ME CRUSH CAN! USE HEAD!" That's clearly the most you've used your head for quite some time.
What went through your mind, OP? "ME CRUSH CAN! USE HEAD!" That's clearly the most you've used your head for quite some time.
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zendaddy0
| 0
ya know what was goin through his head THE CAN
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dudehaha
| 4
I just really can't see anyone be impressed even if he did smash it properly... just seems so stupid, she would have to be really deprate if she found that attractive.
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attatood
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You impress people with your personality, not your stupid antics. Dumbass.
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sportyfreaK15
| 0
**like**
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tona01
| 16
or with money don't forget money
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muchagente
| 5
i'm not sure about that
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Trigys
| 0
Agreed. Impressing someone with actions may end up worse than impressing with words. But, YDI for doing that stupid..
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QueenOfBoredom
| 0
maybe he has a shitty personality.... what to do oh i know! dude hand me the can!!!
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Bofopio
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U expect us to BELIEVE this PHONY FML!?!?!?
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sallen0046
| 4
In what world do you think a girl is impressed by some idiot crushing anything with his head? If you want to impress someone, why don't you try intelligent conversation instead of failed attempts at brute smashing.