FML : Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in...

291

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 13 March 2011 22:26 / United States

Miscellaneous

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By Wheredidgrungego | 12

#2177449 - Sunday 13 March 2011 11:55

Yeah because all any girl wants is a guy who can crush things with his head. Idiot.

By samadams42 | 0

#2177457 - Sunday 13 March 2011 11:56

They should've drawn pussy on your forhead.

Comments

By Wheredidgrungego | 12

#2177449 - Sunday 13 March 2011 11:55

Yeah because all any girl wants is a guy who can crush things with his head. Idiot.

IndianRapper | 0

#2177510 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:05

haha right?!

nlr | 9

#2177520 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:07

I find those people hard headed dumbass'

Dempsey_xoxo | 7

#2177536 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:07

Totally agree. YDI OP. Even if you DID crush it and didn't pass out, I'm sure the girl would've been long gone anyways.

dudeitsdanny | 9

#2177608 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:25

I CAN actually imagine a girl liking that.. But she looks like Belle from the Powerpuff Girls and can pass gas out of any orifice on command. And queefs on command, too. I'm talking trailer trash inbred. And OP seems to fit that description, too. Match made in the same gene pool.

KMilliron | 2

#2177677 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:42

Haha. Well it depends on the head in question. :D

sterlingarcher | 1

#2177733 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:54

lol what a douche..

Surfer7456 | 7

#2177840 - Monday 14 March 2011 01:22

If you can actually knock yourself unconscious with an empty can, you either punch like a hulk or have an active concussion. Either way, you're still an idiot for attempting to show your masculinity in that method.

KMilliron | 2

#2177876 - Monday 14 March 2011 01:36

Your supposed to crush the can in with your fingers and crush it flat with your head RIGHT after. The only way this works is with proper timing . Youre stupid if you just straight up try to crush it or if it do it to impress someone.

johnc3po | 0

#2177884 - Monday 14 March 2011 01:39

Fucking Missouri rednecks...

dirtyblond | 4

#2177902 - Monday 14 March 2011 01:53

FAAAAIL.

smileeee_fml | 0

#2177923 - Monday 14 March 2011 01:59

hahaha watta spastic.

ImmortalKratos | 0

#2178018 - Monday 14 March 2011 02:26

try licking to the centre of a tootsie pop in under 10 seconds. that'll impress her ;)

fl0ffy | 0

#2178126 - Monday 14 March 2011 03:15

I agree y would a girl like a guy who hits them self in a head with a can it's weird

lalalalala666 | 0

#2178194 - Monday 14 March 2011 03:32

youre prolly thinking of buttercup from the powerpuff girls.

nutsackmuscle | 0

#2178249 - Monday 14 March 2011 03:42

I have a dick on my face don't I.

Kyze_Ninja | 10

#2178264 - Monday 14 March 2011 03:45

72 go fuck yourself for thinking everyone in Missouri is a redneck

mygreenhoodie | 0

#2178268 - Monday 14 March 2011 03:46

nice try 72

zendaddy0 | 0

#2178468 - Monday 14 March 2011 04:36

when I saw this I facepalmed so hard the same thing happened

TheJester12 | 13

#2178515 - Monday 14 March 2011 04:51

damn rednecks attempting to impress their cousins. next time wow her by demonstrating your ability to smell things underwater.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2178703 - Monday 14 March 2011 05:44

121 is a win for his/her 10 things I hate about you reference <3

POPO28_fml | 0

#2178840 - Monday 14 March 2011 06:28

FAG.!

nutsackmuscle | 0

#2178895 - Monday 14 March 2011 06:43

158 it's totally the greatest high school movie of all time. (:

MissBunny25 | 0

#2178906 - Monday 14 March 2011 06:46

169 I totally agree! Heath ledger... rip <3

FunkkmasterFlex | 0

#2178933 - Monday 14 March 2011 06:53

haha id try it jk

sterlingarcher | 1

#2178977 - Monday 14 March 2011 07:08

I'm from Missouri and I'm not a redneck...but op is..

sterlingarcher | 1

#2178984 - Monday 14 March 2011 07:10

72 don't judge everyone from missouri bcuz I'm from Missouri and I'm not a redneck

steroid2310 | 0

#2179040 - Monday 14 March 2011 07:27

I'm surprised he didn't crush it cause this guy must be a real thick head

pickles1994 | 18

#2179308 - Monday 14 March 2011 09:04

174/175 calm down it's just a steriotype

kaylaroxxurmom | 0

#2180332 - Monday 14 March 2011 02:44

ikr :P

Nico1929 | 5

#2181287 - Monday 14 March 2011 07:41

Really 174/175? Because you kind of look the part, especially since you come from "Somewhere kool, USA"

Ryanfmlfiend | 0

#2182030 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 12:07

72 u chubby stoner idiot. gtfo 174-5 ur ugly enough to be dating 72

FMLdude886988 | 0

#2184020 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 08:25

she's a keeper!

sterlingarcher | 1

#2187606 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 05:40

ok guys jeez I wuz joking..and that's rude to call me ugly...and I wrote somewhere kool bcuz I don't want people knowing where I live..

nighters | 0

#2200223 - Friday 18 March 2011 06:29

lol! win sir

Brennanrulez | 0

#2222735 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 01:30

THATS how you impress a girl.

By About3goats | 0

#2177451 - Sunday 13 March 2011 11:56

way to impress, one day when you're out of grade 6 you'll figure out how to impress a chick, fail.

epicenur | 2

#2178161 - Monday 14 March 2011 03:22

as soon as i saw "tried to impress" i voted ydi

Civilianswilldie | 0

#2183229 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 04:55

I'm sorry OP but my sympathy meter seems to be on E.

teddybobo | 2

#2183677 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 06:59

why would you even want to post this? you make the human race look bad

Lythiaren | 8

#2188841 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 11:45

Me too, 108. Me too.

By samadams42 | 0

#2177457 - Sunday 13 March 2011 11:56

They should've drawn pussy on your forhead.

Lustuu_fml | 14

#2177836 - Monday 14 March 2011 01:21

Yeah, and maybe it was her.

banana_buddy | 6

#2178050 - Monday 14 March 2011 02:43

No they should have removed all of his clothes and drawn a huge penis from his stomach to his forehead and then made a video of him running home naked with a giant penis tattoo, and then proceeded to upload that video to failblog.

TheJester12 | 13

#2178546 - Monday 14 March 2011 05:00

the classic story of doing outrageous stunts to get pussy and in the end all you end with is cock.

j_cat187 | 19

#2181627 - Monday 14 March 2011 10:00

damn u must fail at fights if a can can take you out

By Auroral | 0

#2177467 - Sunday 13 March 2011 11:58

Next time try to impress her with words...Lol

By LiveLaughLaugh | 9

#2177472 - Sunday 13 March 2011 11:59

you must have a... thick skull!! ahaha... YDI.

ichikibobivopula | 0

#3270652 - Sunday 11 September 2011 04:23

Hahaha that's so punny

By Saidar_fml | 3

#2177484 - Sunday 13 March 2011 11:59

You should have tried to eat the can you idiot!

Avenged7Gabe | 0

#2177621 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:29

who would eat a fucking can retard?

FancyKnickers_fml | 0

#2177774 - Monday 14 March 2011 01:02

A billy goat.

aardvarkish | 15

#2179806 - Monday 14 March 2011 10:45

That's what I'm talkin about!

dirtyblond | 4

#2180241 - Monday 14 March 2011 02:03

that would be impressive!!:O

ahole123 | 0

#2183125 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 03:56

I would be impressed. Homo intended ;)

Hottbitchass | 0

#4139516 - Friday 9 March 2012 03:52

Funny but girls don't like shoeless that cant show off.....

By dudehaha | 4

#2177486 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:00

how would that impress anyone? like wtf.

boopityboppity | 10

#2178493 - Monday 14 March 2011 04:45

You and #1 have gotten it precisely. What went through your mind, OP? "ME CRUSH CAN! USE HEAD!" That's clearly the most you've used your head for quite some time.

zendaddy0 | 0

#2178559 - Monday 14 March 2011 05:02

ya know what was goin through his head THE CAN

dudehaha | 4

#2179760 - Monday 14 March 2011 10:22

I just really can't see anyone be impressed even if he did smash it properly... just seems so stupid, she would have to be really deprate if she found that attractive.

By attatood | 7

#2177487 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:01

You impress people with your personality, not your stupid antics. Dumbass.

sportyfreaK15 | 0

#2178318 - Monday 14 March 2011 03:56

**like**

tona01 | 16

#2179123 - Monday 14 March 2011 07:47

or with money don't forget money

muchagente | 5

#2179828 - Monday 14 March 2011 11:01

i'm not sure about that

Trigys | 0

#2180018 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:34

Agreed. Impressing someone with actions may end up worse than impressing with words. But, YDI for doing that stupid..

QueenOfBoredom | 0

#2181095 - Monday 14 March 2011 06:15

maybe he has a shitty personality.... what to do oh i know! dude hand me the can!!!

By Bofopio | 0

#2177496 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:02

U expect us to BELIEVE this PHONY FML!?!?!?

By sallen0046 | 4

#2177498 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:03

In what world do you think a girl is impressed by some idiot crushing anything with his head? If you want to impress someone, why don't you try intelligent conversation instead of failed attempts at brute smashing.