Speaking from personal experience, rubbing alcohol will clean it up pretty easily. In high school we had a cute but eccentric French foreign exchange student, and when I introduced myself she said “I’ll never remember that“ and casually wrote it on my forehead. A bit of experimentation and it came right off.

1) Wear a hat Or 2) Tell your date it's a tattoo. The ladies these days like that.

You sure he truly was drunk? Sounds kinda planned about how to lower your chances...

how tf old is your son?

I mean that's a really funny story to break the ice 🤷🏻‍♀️

Honestly having a grown loser living with you probably won't help your dating life much either.

This is hilarious! If I was your date we'd have a good laugh 😊

Wear a cap.

It sounds like it’s time to take away his alcohol...

fucking spray paint him then also nail polish remover should work with that ink