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For their next birthday, steal their car keys and give it to them. Make sure you drive it all night so it has an empty tank of gasoline. Another thing you can do is buy them a new TV to replace the old one they lost. They'll say, what TV? And they'll see that you have staked claim to the old TV. Make sure the new TV you buy sucks.
#3 made me lol! agree #76
LOL at #3 xD That's totally a great comeback. Of course, their anniversary would be best- when they're planning to leave for the day. I'd still be pissed o-o;;
That's horrible. There are just no words... x(
What exactly was their exit strategy?
Your lucky. My parents bought me a big mac for my 16th birthday
Wasn't that an fml?
I hate my parents but at least they got me an itunes gift card for my bday. I feel sorry for you, man.
My gave me soap for X-mas once. Bad presents feel worse than you think they would.
One time I got nothing for my birthday. :/
What they hey? How did they NOT think you'd notice that one? Definitely confront them about it. The ONLY way this would be funny is if there was an awesome present waiting for you in your closet, when you went to put back your shirt.
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For their next birthday, steal their car keys and give it to them. Make sure you drive it all night so it has an empty tank of gasoline. Another thing you can do is buy them a new TV to replace the old one they lost. They'll say, what TV? And they'll see that you have staked claim to the old TV. Make sure the new TV you buy sucks.
Your lucky. My parents bought me a big mac for my 16th birthday