By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
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He has a point. I mean, it's not like people can control what they do whilst asleep, so if you didn't want to risk the occaisional elbow then you shouldn't have stayed over. Not to mention he could have been joking.

You shouldn't have had sex with him.

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You shouldn't have had sex with him.

roses are red, watches are gold... bitch get on ur knees and do what ur told! ;)

Lol! At first I thought you were crazy and I was wondering what you were talking about. Got it!

stephanie0613 0

Hahahahah 17, win :D

CheshireHalli 19

Go Kay. :D

KingDingALing 9

Kay left me alone the other night. :(

KingDingALing 9

Hahahaha! Don't let him scare you. Wait...I could've sworn that I locked my windows...

_TONGAN_ 5

he sounds kind of violent in his sleep...I guess he plays too much video games!!

The FML, I think, is that OP's boyfriend hadn't apologized (even if he couldn't help it since he was sleeping, it's still the nice thing to do, to apologize) and that he had said something as asshole-ish as "you shouldn't have stayed over." Way to make your partner feel wanted, you know?

We don't know he didn't apologise. The OP didn't quote the entire conversation, she just quoted his 'excuse'. He might have apologised before or after saying that. He might also have said it as a joke, or annoyed that he'd just been woken up for something that he couldn't help. We don't know all the details.

he's right. shouldn't have stayed over, shouldn't have had sex.

who's to even say they had/have sex? just because you sleep over at your boyfriend's doesn't always mean you get some.

iivann 0

that's funny!

knibbsy 4

I'd have given you a second black eye for bringing up the first one. Know your role!

hahaha!!! ye! u tell her what time it is! lol!!!!

then your ass would be in the back seat of a cop car

wahwah, go make me a sammich and get out of my f**kin' bed ;)

shortystar_fml 0

jerk

hannah_14 0

you asshole

TheDrifter 23

Idiot boyfriend. Sleep over more often OP, he needs the practice it seems.

He has a point. I mean, it's not like people can control what they do whilst asleep, so if you didn't want to risk the occaisional elbow then you shouldn't have stayed over. Not to mention he could have been joking.

Yeah, I just agree with this. Op you say '"his excuse" is there even excuse needed? He can say sorry but it's not like he did it on purpose. You sound really whiney and annoying by posting this, besides he was probably joking like #6 said.

ChubbyCake 5

Ehh I once got punch in the eye. His excuse was "I was boxing with your mom".

was it fruit punch? fruit punch is good.

FFML_314 11

Well, it's true. If you can't handle how he is when he's sleeping, don't stay over. ;] I think it's funny.

twinny_sc 13

What he meant to say was, "You deserved it, you blanket hog!"

bluelily_ 0

I agree with #8.

You sure it was his elbow???

lol could been his cock!!!