By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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alyssa41192 3

I do that all the time!!! It's cause masturbating is so relaxing

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amandyriffle 8

Must have been some badass batteries to last that long

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westdallas5 4

Would love to see that;) lol

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PhishloverA 14

As much as I wanna know how you managed that, I have a better question. Did it cause you to dream of it?

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secretlady99 6

....i dont even know what to think of this....

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